The Official Sharks Thread

The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Speaka da Engleesh! Wtf are you saying here man?

You have to have serious respect for shark researchers, especially this guy.

I mean is there anything else on this earth that would be a better candidate for wait it was trained by evolution to do to fight Superman. For one second.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 09-23-2017, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I mean is there anything else on this earth that would be a better candidate for wait it was trained by evolution to do to fight Superman. For one second.

drink drank drunk

Trollheart · 09-23-2017, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I mean is there anything else on this earth that would be a better candidate for wait it was trained by evolution to do to fight Superman. For one second.

That's even less intelligible than your original post!

The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's even less intelligible than your original post!

Is there anything else on earth you'd rather die by than a Great White? That is the question, you thick ****.

Trollheart · 09-23-2017, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Is there anything else on earth you'd rather die by than a Great White?

But Great Whites seldom kill people. Sure, you may die if your leg is eaten off or something, but generally, sharks don't like the taste of people. Not enough blubber. Actually though, you might be to their taste.

Also, you're getting drunker.

The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

But Great Whites seldom kill people. Sure, you may die if your leg is eaten off or something, but generally, sharks don't like the taste of people. Not enough blubber. Actually though, you might be to their taste.

Also, you're getting drunker.

That's not the point. If you are that one in a billion lottery loser, is that not the worst thing ever? ****ing mics.

Psy-Fi · 09-23-2017, 02:48 PM

Trollheart · 09-23-2017, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's not the point. If you are that one in a billion lottery loser, is that not the worst thing ever? ****ing mics.

There's a lot I'd rather die by. Being ****ed to death by blonde busty twins comes to mind. Dying in my sleep. Lethal injection. Falling off a cliff. And again, it's Mick not mic. Though really it's Paddy, unless you want to be totally racist, which of course you do.

The Batlord · 09-23-2017, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

There's a lot I'd rather die by. Being ****ed to death by blonde busty twins comes to mind. Dying in my sleep. Lethal injection. Falling off a cliff. And again, it's Mick not mic. Though really it's Paddy, unless you want to be totally racist, which of course you do.

Bro, no one outside Ireland gives a **** what a Paddy is. You're all mics to us.

djchameleon · 09-23-2017, 03:04 PM

Recently one of the movie channels decided to play Jaws 2 and Jaws 3 back to back. So I watched both of them and oh man they don't hold up well at all. I don't even think Jaws ever had an effect on me as far as creepy things in the water. Creepshow 1 and 2 did that for me though. I can't remember which one exactly had that story about the black blob in the water but that scared me enough to not want to go into any ponds/bodies of water.