If I could afford both I'd be getting laid.

I have both at work.

there's a cast of batlord's cock at your work?

He uses it as a paperweight. It doesn't hold down much more than a few post-its though.

It's how I keep track of your sister's phone number.

Joke's on you: my sister can't use a phone and hasn't got one. Hey wait a minute! So THAT'S where all those obscene calls I keep getting in the small hours are coming from! That's MY phone, *******!!!

I didn't notice cause of your girly voice and love of talking about sucking my cock.

I'm into roosters, what can I say?

I compiled blueprints for 3-D printing all kinds of munitions [bullets, guns, gun parts, grenades]. Over 3 GB worth. It's hard to keep it online though. It keeps getting deleted.

I also have the blueprints to 3-D print a set of TSA master keys to unlock luggage and briefcases.

Aren't there way more creative things to do with a 3D printer than be a survivalist weirdo?