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Plankton 11-08-2017 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1891766)
That's true. When I was a kid the only thing that might make us couch potatoes would have been the Saturday Morning cartoons (do they still exist?). In the afternoon we had to actually socialize. Usually we'd ride bikes or play baseball, football, etc. You don't seem to see a lot of that anymore.

It's not just Saturday Mornings, it's 24/7/365. Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, and Nickelodeon keep the fire burning bright. I catch Spongebob sometimes on Saturday mornings when I'm not having to head into work.

Chula Vista 11-08-2017 08:59 AM

One television in the entire house and only 7 channels.

Plankton 11-08-2017 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1891772)
One television in the entire house and only 7 channels.

10 for us. UHF had 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 20, 26, 32, 38, and 44.

Chicago Television- Changing Channels Part VIII

I remember being a human remote too. Good times man.

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1891793)
how many people under 30 even watch tv anymore that isn't On Demand at least enough to care how many channels they have

seriously TV sucks I don't even own one

Getting high and watching TV is still the poor man’s Hawaii.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891823)
Getting high and watching TV is still the poor man’s Hawaii.

Why watch TV stoned when you can play video games?

Blue Hawk 11-08-2017 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891831)
Why watch TV stoned when you can play video games?

Or watch porn.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Blue Hawk (Post 1891846)
Or watch porn.

Gotta be the right porn or else the cringe makes it hard to watch. No mainstream porn at least. Gimme dat Sybian ****.

OccultHawk 11-08-2017 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891831)
Why watch TV stoned when you can play video games?

Video games are too much work.

The Batlord 11-08-2017 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891865)
Video games are too much work.

Not if you play the right ones. Dynasty Warriors takes no skill sober and when you're stoned the bright colors and repetitive gameplay are a revelation and a journey. Extra points to Gundam Warriors cause giant fighting robots and even brighter colors. And I don't even particularly like Gundam as an anime.

Now just imagine that this is the easiest game in the world to play and takes little to no skill on easier settings while being the most satisfying thing in the world when beating down on peons who can do nothing to stop your might. It's ****ing hypnotic on weed.


Plankton 11-08-2017 12:13 PM



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