Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1891886)

The number of opponents I must have beaten down over the years in all Warriors games combined... I don't want to know that number.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891870)

Not if you play the right ones. Dynasty Warriors takes no skill sober and when you're stoned the bright colors and repetitive gameplay are a revelation and a journey. Extra points to Gundam Warriors cause giant fighting robots and even brighter colors. And I don't even particularly like Gundam as an anime.

Now just imagine that this is the easiest game in the world to play and takes little to no skill on easier settings while being the most satisfying thing in the world when beating down on peons who can do nothing to stop your might. It's ****ing hypnotic on weed.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891900)

So it’s like Star Wars except you got to keep jerking off the remote to get the movie to play.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1891745)

I've done a fair few of the things listed in the OP and I'm only in my 20s.

You missed one of the most obvious ones which was accessing porn. If you wanted to have a wank before the internet era, your options were your imagination, the Argos catalogue underwear section or a discarded magazine/friend's dad's videos. You really had to earn your wanks. But guys now can just fire up the smartphone and access a plethora of explicit HQ material.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1891748)

Haha. Yeah, the internet is like having a subscription to every magazine that used to line the smut shops in Times Square.

You know, I’ve never been to Times Square since they cleaned it up.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1891755)

What are these so called "phone calls"?

Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1891758)

No ads for prescriptions (In America) and no commercials right after by lawyers cashing in on a class action lawsuit against the drug manufacturer who made the previous commercial.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1891765)

The days before Pong, where you went outside and played in the grass mud and dirt, not worrying about all the BS people are concerned with these days. Kids were generally healthier. I see too many kids all pasty and frail from a life of video games and Hot Pockets, hardly setting foot outside for long periods of time. It's not natural. Good growth of muscle and bone structure starts at early ages, and if you don't build a solid foundation for a healthy lifestyle early on, you'll have a synergistic effect as time goes on and you grow older. Atrophy sets in quicker and you're more prone to disease and illnesses. The "play for an hour a day" campaign is a good idea and a kind of compromise to meet children in the middle with all the options set before them with today's technology, but imho kids need more exercise than just an hour. Basically, what I'm trying to say is: Gtfo the house ya little brats.

...and in summation:

Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1891766)

That's true. When I was a kid the only thing that might make us couch potatoes would have been the Saturday Morning cartoons (do they still exist?). In the afternoon we had to actually socialize. Usually we'd ride bikes or play baseball, football, etc. You don't seem to see a lot of that anymore.

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1891773)

10 for us. UHF had 2, 5, 7, 9, 11, 20, 26, 32, 38, and 44.

Chicago Television- Changing Channels Part VIII

I remember being a human remote too. Good times man.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891848)

Gotta be the right porn or else the cringe makes it hard to watch. No mainstream porn at least. Gimme dat Sybian ****.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891891)

Pretty sure I'd be an even greater mass murderer than R2D2.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1891955)

I have to ask: why is R2 a murderer?

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1891971)

TGIF sitcoms in the kitchen on your 11" tv with the built in remote, while your parents watch old people law and order in the living room.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1891968)

How many people died on the Deathstar? Who in that movie tried harder to kill all of those people than R2D2?