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Old 11-29-2017, 04:29 PM   #151 (permalink)
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Better question being, why are YOU so insecure about your actual sexual experience? You are fat, live at home, balding, and have opinions that would turn off 19 out of 20 normal females,
Is this a fair characterization, Frown?
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:29 PM   #152 (permalink)
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5% success rate with normal females (without even considering the non normals) is not bad imo. Frown
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:31 PM   #153 (permalink)
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I'm about 20 pounds overweight, live at home, and am balding, yes. I haven't finished my survey of normal females (we execute the weirdos on sight btw), but I feel like his number is a bit high there. 3/4 ain't bad but it's still a C.

I'm thinking of taking the ing off of balding btw. Maybe Chula will want to **** me then.
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:36 PM   #154 (permalink)
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the chula and frown arguments are just weird anymore
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:40 PM   #155 (permalink)
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the chula and frown arguments are just weird anymore
Not sure it will win best forum rivalry this year.
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:54 PM   #156 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2017, 04:57 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2017, 06:14 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Pretty sure you've never had extreme sex with a man or woman who would rate higher than a 3, on a scale of 1 out of 10.

There was a time in my life when I could ****...

Ahhh, screw it. Denial and regret is a bitch.
Is that what they used to call raping a drunk girl?
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Old 11-29-2017, 06:15 PM   #159 (permalink)
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It's when you have sex while More Than Words plays in the background.
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Old 11-29-2017, 11:22 PM   #160 (permalink)
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It's when you have sex while Whole Lotta Love or Black Dog plays in the background.
Fixed. And you have no clue.
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