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Old 11-13-2017, 10:42 AM   #41 (permalink)
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I'll get you fuckers some REAL presents. What do you want? Blueprints to build guns? Instructions for explosives? Videos of aliens? I can teach you how to hot-wire a car. CIA interrogation techniques?
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Old 11-13-2017, 10:43 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Hot-wiring cars is too much work.
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Old 11-13-2017, 10:45 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Anyone on here ever actually hot wired a car?
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Old 11-13-2017, 10:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I'll get you fuckers some REAL presents. What do you want? Blueprints to build guns? Instructions for explosives? Videos of aliens? I can teach you how to hot-wire a car. CIA interrogation techniques?
Any alien porn? Interracial is cool if that's all you have.
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Hollow earth tunnel entrance coordinates please.
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Any alien porn? Inter-species is cool if that's all you have.
Now you're cooking.
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Hollow earth tunnel entrance coordinates please.
The Northern opening is at 84.4° N Latitude, 141° E Longitude.

The Southern opening is at 39° W Longitude, 84.4° S Latitude.

[According to the books I have on the subject.]

I had a document with step-by-step directions on how to get there, but it was in German. If I can find it, I will try to run it through a translator.

EDIT: I believe that German piece was about secret Nazi bases in the Antarctic now that I think about it, not hollow Earth per se.

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Human race. Alien race.
Interracial is taken, at the moment, to mean between different human races, ie Latino, African-American, Caucasian etc, as you well know. Inter-species is what rocks when you want to go "Loving the Alien".
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