Should I beat off before going to sleep?
 

I’m ****ed up so it might take a bit.

If you're drunk then just go to sleep. If after two beers you haven't jacked off then just write it off and touch yourself casually until the next day when you can bring it home.

I’m on some “stuff”

I know where this is leading

Who is Off, and why do you feel the need to beat him before going to bed?

Nice one, TH.

There's nothing more soothing than some warm milk after a late night beating session.

ftfy

I only drink strawberry milk after I masturbate cause it's the only thing that can get me hard again.