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Old 03-19-2018, 03:27 AM   #131 (permalink)
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You just staying up vandalizing wiki or are you really getting up to something?
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Old 04-03-2018, 06:47 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Fell asleep at 8 pm, woke up at midnight. It's almost 2 am now and still not sleepy again.
Plus I ate too much before going to sleep and still feel all bloated and batlordesque.
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Old 04-03-2018, 06:51 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Fell asleep at 8 pm, woke up at midnight. It's almost 2 am now and still not sleepy again.
Plus I ate too much before going to sleep and still feel all bloated and batlordesque.
Just have a wank.
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Old 04-03-2018, 06:54 PM   #134 (permalink)
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Just have a wank.
Not in the mood. Sure, I could do one of those loveless convenience wanks, but I'm too much of a romantic for that.
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Old 04-03-2018, 06:57 PM   #135 (permalink)
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There’s Russian school girls who drank a lot of piss on pornhub

You’re disrespecting their labor not wanking to it
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:02 PM   #136 (permalink)
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My heart is saying no, but my half-chub is saying yes.
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:20 PM   #137 (permalink)
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My heart is saying no, but my half-chub is saying yes.
You’re gonna miss the flaccid self-fondling period if you keep wasting time
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:33 PM   #138 (permalink)
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1:30 am here, having some drinks, will be sleeping eventually.
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:36 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Get your wank in.
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Old 04-03-2018, 07:43 PM   #140 (permalink)
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masturbating when drunk hurts, i usually end up doing it when i need a piss cuz im continually drinking at the same time. so when i go to pee it feels great, but afterwards my dick starts to feel slightly sore.
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