Ah, sleep math

The only kind of math that I can reliably do

Except when the alarm just kinda decides to not go off, which isn't even that much of a problem really, cause I have this thing where if I need to wake up at say 5:00, my body will wake me up at at like 3:00, and then wake me up every thirty minutes after.

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https://troublesalad.bandcamp.com/al...-sleep-machine

Today it was 4:20

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Why do I keep waking up so earlyyyyy

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I usually wake up 1-2 times in the middle of the night, and often also 1½ hours before I have to get up. It's total bull****.

^^ ugh I hate that, I honestly get in such a bad mood if I wake up 10 mins before my alarm.

I love waking up an hour or so before though. Then I get to laze around in bed and not have to immediately get up.

Nah, I’m a sleep until the last possible minute type of person. I start work at 6am and I set my alarm for 5:40am :o:

Yo Mic and Lucem, I think we're the only ones online right now

Let's make out

*unzips*

Been watching vids of Francoise Hardy for the past hour

Melancholy levels are in the red

Tfw you're having a fun dream when you suddenly wake up, and it's super early and super cold, and you're pretty sure a spider is crawling on your leg

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Holy **** it's 3 AM and I didn't even notice. Adios.

I can't sleep and I know I'm gonna have a terrible day at work tomorrow because of it.

Start masturbating so at least you'll have some orgasms.

Ja this definitely helps when I'm trying to get through a hard day at work.

I chose to have some food instead. That way, I can have some acid build up that will keep me from sleeping well when I go back to bed. I'm great at making these kinds of decisions.

Have you literally never taken a bathroom break to jack off? This is a literal question because I have literally done this on quite a few occasions. I mean taking a bathroom break is liberating because I guess depending on the kind of job you have it is one of the only ways to not be under the strict employer's boot for at least a short period of time. And if you're masturbating during that time then not only are you being paid to poop you are being paid to have an orgasm. You are rebelling against capitalism to become a prostitute.

Not since I worked on a boat dock.

I mean I've jacked off in a dirty warehouse bathroom where I've had to close my eyes and pretend everything around me wasn't bathed in dirt brown. You've never had an enclosed space like that where you could just get away with it because of course nobody would ever think you'd masturbate in that space (lol dumb bastards)?

You ever see those floating outhouses on lakes?

I thought you were marketing scum?

"Worked"

Bruh if I were in a floating outhouse I'd absolutely masturbate in one just for the sake of the experience. You'd have to introduce some serious **** to shake me on this principle. I legit pride myself on having masturbated everywhere I have ever worked. Just so long as I couldn't be seen I'd be dead set on it. Not even joking a little bit.

I prefered banging on a boat in a secluded pocket of the lake but ja the floaty outhouse wank was cool.

My nigga.

I've been getting so much sleep the past few nights that now my sleep schedule is all ****y. Gotta be up in 6 hours and im barely tired.

D-d-d-id I stutter?

Woke up at like 2 AM with heartburn

Played Dynasty Warriors Gundam till it went away

Man Kamille is a bitch

It's hard to go back to regular Dynasty Warriors when you can be a giant robot instead.