^Nice


I cannot find this video anywhere on youtube so I can't embed it but it's definitely worth experiencing

I'm afraid to click on it.

It's totally safe, assuming you have high Cascada tolerance levels.


Anywho, it's not even 5 am and I've already had a chat about cryptids with someone (today's flavor: goatmen) against my will.

https://truehorrorstoriesoftexas.com/dallas/goat-man/

Weird Texas

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

:d

I watched it...
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Some Oripinions:

True Stories is the best Talking Heads album

Strawberry Switchblade > Zep

Metallica's cover of Turn the Page is by far the worst song ever made

Kate Bush > the heavenly cinnamony milk at the bottom of a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

More people should write. Especially the ones that have no idea what they're doing.

*vomits*

Pictured above: A lizardman breaking his human cover.

Sugary cereals are too exciting for children and make them masturbate too much. Also Cinnamon Toast Crunch tastes like grainy ass.

You would know, perv.

You would know about that, too.

It is overrated but children's cereal in general is one of the triumphs of human civilization.

I'm sorry but we're simply never going to top potty putter.

http://img3.looper.com/img/gallery/w...1463583321.jpg

Made me think of Hyperion.

Fell asleep at 2 am, woke up at 3.
Being out and drinking till 8 in the morning really messed with my sleep cycle.
This being the first day in months that I haven't smoked might have something to do with it as well.

Backy or whackytobaccy?

First day without the former, third without the latter.

You’ll probably have wild dreams.

**** cigs

Yeah, first one or two nights without weed are pretty mindblowing.

I gotta get a job

I’m gonna be useless tomorrow/today because I stayed up doing nothing.

Oh well

Consider:



"This is not going to fit into what your fantasy of what a wizard is."


Also (because you're all doctors and all) I keep having strange chest pains (once per minute, roughly, lasting maybe four seconds or so each time), more toward the left side. It feels worse when I'm lying down. If I had to compare it to something, I'd say it feels like there's a small burrowing creature digging around a small area. It's not a sharp pain exactly. Am I dying?

Are you stoned?

No. I rarely smoke, actually.

Are you feeling better this morning?

Sounds like a parasite.

Or gas.

Well, naturally when I first felt it I immediately thought back to various old episodes of that Monsters Inside Me show with the giant grotesque parasites.

For now, yes. I've been getting odd chest/heart pains for the past few months now though so I don't know.

stress

No, no, I was probably just cursed by a witch at birth or something (causing my heart to slowly transform into a gnarled & black seeping mass that will gradually spread throughout my body and kill me)


Oh well

It’s not a witch. It’s entropy. All hearts do it.

Yeah it's 6am in Australia and still wired like a mofo. That's why I'm on this spoofhead forum. :P

Too much coffee?

Too much thinking.

I wonder if cheese would taste good with chocolate. Like, a big wheel of cheese with chocolate mixed in. Or maybe man just wasn't meant to play with fate like that.

I think chocolate and cheese would be a terrible combination. Unless you're a weener. :P

Is this a joke about dirty anal sex with a smegma-covered bellend?

No-bake chocolate cheesecake recipe - All recipes UK

Does this count?

At a recent birthday, the host had made these chocolate balls with filling made from cheese (presumably some kind of cream cheese) and oreos. Sounds weird, but they were amazing.

I think it must have been these: https://www.viunge.dk/jeg-keder-mig/...te-oreo-kugler

:love:

My mom ate some of those last night and now Tyrone says I can't stay up past 10. :(