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Oriphiel 01-27-2018 06:24 AM

Is England part of Europe?
 
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grindy 01-27-2018 06:26 AM

Duh.

[MERIT] 01-27-2018 06:26 AM

If you said, CITY OF LONDON, this would be a different conversation.

Oriphiel 01-27-2018 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1920927)
If you said, CITY OF LONDON, this would be a different conversation.

Okay. Is CITY OF LONDON part of Europe?

[MERIT] 01-27-2018 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1920928)
Okay. Is CITY OF LONDON part of Europe?

I've been up for 2 days straight, so right now is not the time for my conspiracy ish, but I PROMISE to get back to this post.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-27-2018 06:35 AM

der's mor ta englund den dat!

Oriphiel 01-27-2018 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1920929)
I've been up for 2 days straight, so right now is not the time for my conspiracy ish, but I PROMISE to get back to this post.

Omg, I've always suspected that London was secretly in Asia.

Cuthbert 01-27-2018 06:40 AM

Yes, we are European.

Many guys would say they aren't but they are just denying a fact.

Was going to post more but its taking ages because my phone is <<<<<

grindy 01-27-2018 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1920928)
Okay. Is CITY OF LONDON part of Europe?


Cuthbert 01-27-2018 09:00 AM

Has a mod messed with the poll options?

It said yes/no before I think.

Key 01-27-2018 09:01 AM

Does a bear **** in the woods?

Oriphiel 01-27-2018 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1920961)
Does a bear **** in the woods?

Does a bear **** in Europe?

Janszoon 01-27-2018 09:36 AM

No, England is part of Ireland.

Akai 01-27-2018 10:09 AM

We're up in Northern Europe to be exact. (North of the Southern coast of the Baltic Sea)

Oriphiel 01-27-2018 10:10 AM

Is Northern Europe in Europe?

Akai 01-27-2018 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1920965)
Does a bear **** in Europe?

Northern Europe and Russia.

Akai 01-27-2018 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1921000)
Is Northern Europe in Europe?

https://i.imgur.com/ykaRpgL.gif

Frownland 01-27-2018 10:13 AM

Does a bear get **** on his wood?

Lisnaholic 01-28-2018 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1920935)

^ That's a great video, grindy, and taught me a thing or two. :thumb:

In fact, England used to be part of Doggerland:-

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e4/fb/93/e...be2f94c644.jpg

grindy 01-28-2018 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1921245)
^ That's a great video, grindy, and taught me a thing or two. :thumb:

In fact, England used to be part of Doggerland:-

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e4/fb/93/e...be2f94c644.jpg

I really recommend this guy's channel. Fun and informative stuff.

Frownland 04-04-2018 04:24 PM

Like I always say to old folks who don't realize that they're pissing themselves, European!

Thanks guys that's all I have for now.

Trollheart 04-04-2018 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938249)
Like I always say to old folks who don't realize that they're pissing themselves, European!

Thanks guys that's all I have for now.

If you're Italian, yes.

Lisnaholic 04-04-2018 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938249)
Like I always say to old folks who don't realize that they're pissing themselves, European!

^ Either I'm so slow or that joke is so subtle, it took me about a minute to work out. I wish I could say it was a minute well spent. :(

Trollheart 04-05-2018 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1938336)
^ Either I'm so slow or that joke is so subtle, it took me about a minute to work out. I wish I could say it was a minute well spent. :(

You're a-peein'.

Which is why my Italian comment.

You're welcome. :)

Frownland 04-05-2018 10:36 AM

You're uh...peein.

Pasta is overrated.

Trollheart 04-05-2018 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938410)
You're uh...peein.

Pasta is overrated.

Oh right, I get it. Fair enough.
Good joke too.

Cuthbert 04-05-2018 10:50 AM

Saw a segment on the news I think it was about a week ago. They were in the North East talking about identity. Asking the guys round there if they were European, I don't think anyone said yes and I only saw one say they were British.

Frown's joke was a solid 7/10.

The Batlord 04-05-2018 11:50 AM

First time I heard that joke was out of the mouth of Jeff Foxworthy, so good job, Frown.

Cuthbert 04-05-2018 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1938430)
First time I heard that joke was out of the mouth of Jeff Foxworthy, so good job, Frown.

He stole it? I can't believe it.

Really let himself down here.

Frownland 04-05-2018 12:07 PM

The pun bit or the whole joke?

Trollheart 04-05-2018 12:26 PM

Aw, shoot. I thought it was an original, too. :(
#WorldShattered

Frownland 04-05-2018 12:32 PM

I believe I still retain setup ownership.

Trollheart 04-05-2018 01:17 PM

Your beliefs won't stand up in court.

Frownland 04-05-2018 01:23 PM

Well you know what they say

Spoiler for what they say:
My nama Jeff

Lisnaholic 04-05-2018 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1938419)
Saw a segment on the news I think it was about a week ago. They were in the North East talking about identity. Asking the guys round there if they were European, I don't think anyone said yes and I only saw one say they were British.

^ This raises a really good point about perception. :clap:

As MLM knows, when you are in England, you invariably talk about Europe as if it's a different place:-
- I went to Europe for my holiday last year.
- I met some guy from Europe...

And in Europe, it's the same, in reverse I suppose. - I'd never buy a car from England, they're so difficult to drive in Europe.

Of course, if you're anywhere else in the world, then suddenly it's equally obvious that England is part of Europe. So the answer seems to depend on where you are when you're asked, and if you're thinking about politics or geography.

I wonder if this may be a similar kind of question: Is Hawaii part of America?

Cuthbert 04-05-2018 03:36 PM

Yeah or The Continent, things happening 'on The Continent'. Describing things as 'continental'.

The language barrier has a lot to do with it I think.

Frownland 04-05-2018 03:40 PM

Cruise through San Francisco and ask passersby if Donald Trump is their president.

The Batlord 04-05-2018 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1938564)
I wonder if this may be a similar kind of question: Is Hawaii part of America?

I have not the slightest clue what Hawaiians think about the mainland, but we continentals just see it as America. Maybe people who live in Hawaii think differently, or maybe just native Hawaiians do, or maybe everyone just sees it as another American state the same as Minnesota. TBH it's just about literally half the world away so who the **** knows what they think? At least France can see England.

If there's any real difference I guess we see it as America's tourist destination, since it's a tropical island that doesn't require a passport or scary ideas of locals kidnapping us and holding us for ransom. For the **** real it's honestly a bizarre and possibly unprecedented situation of a completely alien geographical area that is a canon part of a country for no apparent reason, so it's kind of a weird mental thing that has been with us so long that we don't even think about it. The simple fact that it's a state populated with plenty of white people makes it a reality for us far more than Puerto Rico that's much closer but not a state and just about all brown people.

Frownland 04-05-2018 03:47 PM

I was going to say that you'd probably get pretty mixed answers if you asked if Puerto Rico was part of the US, but that would be because Americans are ignorant so it wouldn't be a fair comparison.

The Batlord 04-05-2018 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938571)
I was going to say that you'd probably get pretty mixed answers if you asked if Puerto Rico was part of the US, but that would be because Americans are ignorant so it wouldn't be a fair comparison.

I don't know if parts of Florida have different ideas, but as far as my area of the country it's a foreign nation, and the idea that it's legally connected to the US is kind of an odd afterthought we don't think about any more than we think about Mexico or Cuba or Haiti. Seriously we should just cut them loose cause what are we even doing having any say in their government when we just do not ****ing care?


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