Whoever would be the most fun to hunt, I guess? (I don't know, I've already pondered this for two whole minutes which seems like entirely too long)

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I’m only 8 please tell me what “the talk” means

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Lol this is one of my all-time favorite gifs

Let me get some hot sauce so we can spice up our relationship.

I’ll cook myself for you.

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God damn it I can't remember the Canadian who posts all those pics of those mines he explores, but he sounds like someone I could kidnap, release into an isolated forest, and then hunt with a bow and arrow, who would give me a fine chase.

chasing would require you go outside so my money is on him living

OccultHawk, there's no point in that if you're not going to at least let me hunt you.

Yes, this is the ideal scenario. He would be ideal, probably. (..or maybe bob? Since he's a runner)

Someone hunt me please it sounds fun tbh

I like your way of thinking. It’s less about the cannibalism and more about ****ing with somebody. Like imagine forcing Ki’s bitch ass to go through a big maze filled with harrowing obstacles and mind-bending puzzles with quips along the way like “Ki youre a bitch” to really test his resolve. Then he gets to the end and its like whelp Batlord of all ****ing people is gonna eat me now that sucks this is how it ends I guess

That’d be great

I'd hunt you with a car battery so I could cook your nips to a nice medium rare.

Our different perspectives are breaking my heart.

No but they do need to be slower.
Yeah but you have one Asian and an hour later you're hungry for another.
The return of YD.
Anyone wanna check that basement?
I'd be no fun. I'm totally out of shape. You'd catch me easily. Although if you wear that long red dress maybe the wolves would get you first. Or maybe you'd charm them to help you in the hunt ... I'm not helping my case here, am I?
We're not talking about IQ
The idea of you running for your meal! Talk about ****ing fast food! :laughing: You'd be like Homer

You're right: nips have to be well done, or there's no point.

In all seriousness I hope I die before my dog so someone can feed me to him.

In kibble form, or as actual flesh?

I’d like that, too

But my dogs have sensitive tummies

I think he'd enjoy flesh more. He's got a sensitive tum too, so someone will have to do some meal planning.

So what you're saying is that your dog would eat your pussy.

I don't have a cat

If you die in your home your dog'll probably cut out the middle man for ya.

Why make him wait? That's cruel.

Remember, you're four animals in one. Imagine all the nutrients he'll get from you.

If he eats the middle man he's not gonna have any room left for her.

Can I eat Trollheart to get him to stop making jokes?

Your loss: I'm really stringy. Also, if you eat me, you'll have my dad jokes inside you, and then there's no escape!!!
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I’m glad this thread was a success

But **** did I have a ****ty night after making it. Drove home from work shortly after making the thread, tire blew out, next thing you know I’m out $150 and lost most of my night -_-

Of course you realise this is highly unlikely? He'll live to, at best, twenty years, and you must have another, what, eighty in you at least? Time's on your side, not his. I guess you could always reverse it, eat him when he dies. Maybe it's what he would want.

Hey TH did you know that your username is one word and not two?

I mean not if I try hard enough.

18 hours over a low temp smoke and then chopped up into 1" cubes and smoked for another 4-5 hours = killer Chula burnt ends.

Lots of BBQ sauce throughout the cook is a given.

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