If you had to eat one MusicBanter regular, who would it be?
 

just wondering

Sup, ***?

no

answer the question

Unless you've gotten more plump I'd go with Batlord. If it were practical I'd go with myself because I'm pretty sure I eat better quality food than him and I bet that would make my flavour a lot better.

That partially-digested burger king would really hit the spot i bet

I'll go with Chio so I can eat some pussy.

Just stay away from our livers.

And "flavour"? You ****ing limey bitch.

What's wrong with u?

U is gay.

Anyone ever wonder if there’s a difference in taste based on the age of the person?

I imagine youth brings tenderness, so maybe I should go with Briks or Pet_Sounds. I'll just have to lock them in a basement for a month and feed them nothing but barbecue sauce.

i would eat yorkedaddy cause i missed him

I don't like hair in food so it would have to be one of the forum balds.

How many slapheads are there on here other than me?

frownland is getting there

Pretty sure grindy is a Nazi skinhead.

I think just Goofle at the moment. He also seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't have much body hair to worry about either.

Probably doesn't have any meat on his bones though. And where has he been anyway? His MRA trolling was always fun.

How can i leave you when im inside of you

This reminds me of the Christmas card I sent to my grandmother.

So am I
Dude! :beer:

reminds me of the letter she left me in her will

Getting pegged, huh? Nice.

Don't bother with me. I weight 9 stone, have all my life. I'm basically a skeleton with a few bits of skin walking around. You wouldn't even get a decent sandwich off me.

We don't speak your British weight measurements here.

I weigh about 3 bushel, 2 burger, and 7 hammock. On some days when i really pig out i approach 5 dimple! Hard to believe, I know

I don't care as long as they're white

:laughing:

do they need to be kosher

You stole that off my Tinder page, bitch.

This brings up an interesting question: would different races taste different? Don’t asians like not sweat as much or something? They’d probably taste kinda bland. Need to season that ****

Do black people have a nice char? If so then hit me with some hot sauce and turn DJ on a spit.

That’s like getting a well done steak. Gimme that **** medium rare. Maybe Roxy

If they sweat less then you would think they'd retain more flavour.

Oh Frowny! Isn’t that a bit outside your lane?

What disturbing events led to the existence of this thread?

I'm thinking more on the lines of a pig roast with a nice charred skin over the most tender pork.

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This was a tasty post. Gimme your address.

What disturbing events led to the existence of you?

the angry gorilla pounding of his mother

Didn't your parents ever give you 'the talk'?