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OccultHawk 03-22-2018 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935170)
Misguided grammar nazism doesn't mean that their definitions are any less distinct.

It doesn’t mean they’re any more distinct, either.

Stage one: Not aware at all

Stage two: Thinking of effect as noun and affect as a verb.

Stage three: Understanding affect means having an effect on and effect means to cause something to happen. (That’s the overlap.)

Frownland 03-22-2018 03:12 PM

I guess we just view overlap differently. I get that they're related but origination versus influence is a very large distinction imo. Overlap implies that they can be used interchangeably in some instances.

OccultHawk 03-22-2018 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935178)
I guess we just view overlap differently. I get that they're related but origination versus influence is a very large distinction imo. Overlap implies that they can be used interchangeably in some instances.

Put it this way: People use them incorrectly often but people also often incorrectly assume they’re being used incorrectly. I’ll leave it at that.

Akai 03-22-2018 03:32 PM

Probably the most boring discussion in human history tbf.

Frownland 03-22-2018 03:53 PM

You're right. Let's just repeat semi-related lyrics at length.

DwnWthVwls 03-22-2018 04:00 PM

Dear Grindy,

Sushi != fish

Sushi is a preparation.

Signed,
FML

Frownland 03-22-2018 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1935187)

Sushi != fish

Idk what the factorial of sushi is, but I'm pretty sure that it's not fish.

DwnWthVwls 03-22-2018 04:24 PM

Idk what music is objectively, but I'm pretty sure Frown doesn't create it.

Trollheart 03-22-2018 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935137)
Treating band names as plurals.

This is one I can never get. A band, a team, any collection of individuals I'll always use the plural. Marillion are crap or Marillion is crap? Man City are going to win the title or Man City is going to win the title? The USAF has a lot of aircraft or the USAF have a lot of aircraft?
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1935166)
No, they're literally ****.

Ah. So they're brown, sticky and smelly? Got it.
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1935168)
It’s probably best to keep your simple distinctions where they are but if you read the complete definitions it can get blurry. People avoid using effect as a verb because so many people will jump to the conclusion they’re confusing it with affect.

I think in fairness you're just using an affectation here to try to have an effect on something that doesn't affect me, but the effect is minimal.

Affectionately yours,
TH.

Oh, while we're at it: people (especially football players/managers when being interviewed) who BEGIN a discourse with "As I say..." No, you have said nothing yet, so you are in fact referring back to an event that has not happened yet. Toerag.

Also, does anyone notice (you Americans won't I guess) that commentators now declare, when a goalkeeper punches away a ball, "Oh he fisted it away!"? Fisting is something, ah, entirely different, pal.

And by the way, "statuesque defending" is not what you believe it is, idiot.

Frownland 03-22-2018 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935210)
This is one I can never get. A band, a team, any collection of individuals I'll always use the plural. Marillion are crap or Marillion is crap? Man City are going to win the title or Man City is going to win the title? The USAF has a lot of aircraft or the USAF have a lot of aircraft?

If you're referring to a single group or organization, then use the singular. For example, "Wolves in Sheepskin is one of the greatest bands ever."

Goofle 03-22-2018 06:53 PM

When people say "Alright guys, leaving the site" and don't.

Trollheart 03-22-2018 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1935219)
When people say "Alright guys, leaving the site" and don't.

Just for that I'm going to .... ;)

Oh! Oh! I forgot my number one hate! People (and everyone does it) starting a sentence with "so". Jesus ****ing Christ! So is a conjunction, or else an adverb, depending on which way you use it. But it's dependent on an earlier sentence or part of the sentence. "The shops were shut, so I couldn't buy milk" NOT "So what we do in this company is make pens." SHUT THE **** UP NOW YOU ****S!!!!
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:

Frownland 03-22-2018 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935225)
So is a conjunction, or else an adverb, depending on which way you use it. But it's dependent on an earlier sentence or part of the sentence.

Um...

grindy 03-22-2018 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1935187)
Dear Grindy,

Sushi != fish

Sushi is a preparation.

Signed,
FML

Dear ****face,

not being a retard I am aware of that.
The way WWWP phrased it, she seemed to refer to sushi with fish specifically.

Sincerely,

His Adolfness, Grindy the 1st

Lucem Ferre 03-22-2018 11:23 PM

When people dont use theyre apostrophes.

OccultHawk 03-23-2018 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1935240)
When people dont use theyre apostrophes.

*the’ir

The Batlord 03-23-2018 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935137)
Treating band names as plurals.

**** that. Four people are; a company of hundreds is. I don't give a **** about the rule because sometimes the rule sounds awkward and bull**** and I'll break it as I see fit.

DwnWthVwls 03-23-2018 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1935239)
Dear ****face,

not being a retard I am aware of that.
The way WWWP phrased it, she seemed to refer to sushi with fish specifically.

Sincerely,

His Adolfness, Grindy the 1st

Fine but its still annoying af.

Do you like sushi?
-No, i dont like fish.
**** off (in my best Gordon Ramsey)

Lisnaholic 03-23-2018 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1935136)
**** those people. Whenever they say this I want to grab them by their lapels and scream into their dumb faces that no, it's not quasi this and that. It's exactly this and that. **** you, you dumb ****, thinking that using foreign words makes you sound smarter. It ****ing doesn't, you little piece of dumb ****.

^ :yikes: Epic fail of psychological vetting in MB's Mod Selection process !

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935217)
If you're referring to a single group or organization, then use the singular. For example, "Wolves in Sheepskin is one of the greatest bands ever."

^ Actually, I'm pretty sure you can use either for words that refer to a single group with members that can be considered as individuals too:-
My family is/are crazy. The herd has/have moved on. The team is/are playing well.

"A cloud of particles" will always be single, because who cares about the personality of one particle ?

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1935240)
When people dont use theyre apostrophes.

^ ...and everything that elphenor has ever posted! ;) (= I'm joking, elph.)

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935165)
Every dead fish has to believe in something while it swims with the stream for a reason.

^ :laughing: Sig worthy!

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935225)
Oh! Oh! I forgot my number one hate! People (and everyone does it) starting a sentence with "so". Jesus ****ing Christ! So is a conjunction, or else an adverb, depending on which way you use it. But it's dependent on an earlier sentence or part of the sentence. "The shops were shut, so I couldn't buy milk" NOT "So what we do in this company is make pens." SHUT THE **** UP NOW YOU ****S!!!!

^ Sorry to deflate your fury, Trollheart, but sometimes sentences can start with "so", especially in conversation. Your second sentence is fine in spoken English because the word "so" is an accepted "discourse marker". It is one of a group of words we use that don't mean much more than "I'm going to say something now".
Other common discourse markers are OK, Right, Well, and Now Then.

grindy 03-23-2018 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1935262)
Fine but its still annoying af.

Do you like sushi?
-No, i dont like fish.
**** off (in my best Gordon Ramsey)

I get you and veggie sushi or the ones with tamagoyaki are delicious.
Still kind of an understandable mistake though.

Plankton 03-23-2018 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935225)
Just for that I'm going to .... ;)

Oh! Oh! I forgot my number one hate! People (and everyone does it) starting a sentence with "so". Jesus ****ing Christ! So is a conjunction, or else an adverb, depending on which way you use it. But it's dependent on an earlier sentence or part of the sentence. "The shops were shut, so I couldn't buy milk" NOT "So what we do in this company is make pens." SHUT THE **** UP NOW YOU ****S!!!!
:mad:
:mad:
:mad:

So much anger. Grrr.

Trollheart 03-23-2018 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935238)
Um...

Yeah, yeah. So you got me.
:shycouch:
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1935250)
*the’ir

Whay're?
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1935253)
**** that. Four people are; a company of hundreds is. I don't give a **** about the rule because sometimes the rule sounds awkward and bull**** and I'll break it as I see fit.

:beer:
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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1935263)

^ Actually, I'm pretty sure you can use either for words that refer to a single group with members that can be considered as individuals too:-
My family is/are crazy. The herd has/have moved on. The team is/are playing well.

More or less what I said, and yes, it does confuse me. Do you say "the American people are mad for voting in Trump" or "The American people is made for voting in Trump"? Either way, they're mad. :)
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"A cloud of particles" will always be single, because who cares about the personality of one particle ?
Don't be one of those particle haters now! Stephen H would not approve!


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^ Sorry to deflate your fury, Trollheart, but sometimes sentences can start with "so", especially in conversation. Your second sentence is fine in spoken English because the word "so" is an accepted "discourse marker". It is one of a group of words we use that don't mean much more than "I'm going to say something now".
Other common discourse markers are OK, Right, Well, and Now Then.
Yeah but it happens so (:rolleyes:) often. I see it on Dragons' Den: "Tell us about your third year predictions" - "So we expect to hit three million by year three." Or "How does this item work?" - "So you just plug it into any USB port..."

How does "so" work at all there? You could say the sentence without so and it would make as much, if not more, sense. It's too prevalent, I feel, and everyone is doing it now, almost without thinking about it, it seems.

Frownland 03-23-2018 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1935263)
^ Actually, I'm pretty sure you can use either for words that refer to a single group with members that can be considered as individuals too:-
My family is/are crazy. The herd has/have moved on. The team is/are playing well.

There's what you can do and there's what's right. Treating a single entity as plural is nonsensical to me.

"The Ramones are some of my favourite bands."

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935274)
Yeah, yeah. So you got me.
:shycouch:

To be fair, I think that it's perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with a conjunction. That's just one of those archaic hierarchical grammar rules that can be skirted while still coherently conveying meaning.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935274)
More or less what I said, and yes, it does confuse me. Do you say "the American people are mad for voting in Trump" or "The American people is made for voting in Trump"? Either way, they're mad. :)

Bad example. People is a plural noun, not a collective noun like public or band. You would say the American people are mad for voting for Trump. You could also say that the American public is mad for voting for Trump for an example that's closer to what I'm talking about.

OccultHawk 03-23-2018 10:03 AM

Persons always sounds pretentious

DwnWthVwls 03-23-2018 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935276)
To be fair, I think that it's perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with a conjunction. That's just one of those archaic hierarchical grammar rules that can be skirted while still coherently conveying meaning.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935276)
There's what you can do and there's what's right.

...

Frownland 03-23-2018 10:09 AM

Exactly. I start sentences with conjunctions and end them with prepositions as a protest against the bourgeoisie. It's my moral obligation.

The Batlord 03-23-2018 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935274)
"The American people is made for voting in Trump"

Dear god I hope not.

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Yeah but it happens so (:rolleyes:) often. I see it on Dragons' Den: "Tell us about your third year predictions" - "So we expect to hit three million by year three." Or "How does this item work?" - "So you just plug it into any USB port..."

How does "so" work at all there? You could say the sentence without so and it would make as much, if not more, sense. It's too prevalent, I feel, and everyone is doing it now, almost without thinking about it, it seems.
There's an implied pause after "So" that helps to prime the listener for the following sentence, whereas if you were just to jump into the sentence it might seem rather abrupt and awkward. I use "So" and similar words/phrases all the time because when I don't it just doesn't read as well.

DwnWthVwls 03-23-2018 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935282)
Exactly. I start sentences with conjunctions and end them with prepositions as a protest against the bourgeoisie. It's my moral obligation.

No argument from me. Those are your words.

Trollheart 03-23-2018 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935276)
There's what you can do and there's what's right. Treating a single entity as plural is nonsensical to me.

"The Ramones are some of my favourite bands."



To be fair, I think that it's perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with a conjunction. That's just one of those archaic hierarchical grammar rules that can be skirted while still coherently conveying meaning.



Bad example. People is a plural noun, not a collective noun like public or band. You would say the American people are mad for voting for Trump
. You could also say that the American public is mad for voting for Trump for an example that's closer to what I'm talking about.

Yeah, you're right. I was in a hurry. Still, would you say for instance the Dodgers are a good team or the Dodgers is a good team? Not that I know anything about the Dodgers - could be **** for all I know.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1935287)
Dear god I hope not.



There's an implied pause after "So" that helps to prime the listener for the following sentence, whereas if you were just to jump into the sentence it might seem rather abrupt and awkward. I use "So" and similar words/phrases all the time because when I don't it just doesn't read as well.

I don't get that. People don't say (well the ones I've heard don't) "So ... this is what we do." They run the whole thing together. I know you said "implied" but I don't see how it is. Anyway, I hate it on general principles. Why would it seem awkward to jump right in? Consider these two sentences:
"I went to the shops and bought bread".
"So I went to the shops and bought bread."
How does the second one make the sentence any better, or more understandable or relatable? It's completely redundant, in most cases, to start any sentence with "so".

Inb4 anyone does this to annoy me..
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...28album%29.png

Frownland 03-23-2018 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935304)
Yeah, you're right. I was in a hurry. Still, would you say for instance the Dodgers are a good team or the Dodgers is a good team? Not that I know anything about the Dodgers - could be **** for all I know.

If I'm describing them as a team, I use the singular.

The Batlord 03-23-2018 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935307)
If I'm describing them as a team, I use the singular.

Pretty sure this is a lie. No one does that. Probably because it's a pointless grammar rule that should be flexible.

Trollheart 03-23-2018 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935307)
If I'm describing them as a team, I use the singular.

Yeah. I pretty much always do the opposite. And it's not just me. I see it on Match of the Day: "Spurs weren't great on the defence today, were they?" (Not Spurs wasn't great...") or "That player is really something. He's too good for Middlesboro. They'll struggle to keep him there." Not "It will struggle" etc. Maybe it's wrong; I'm not saying it isn't. But it's one of those things that has just happened and been accepted for so long now. You go to see Zu in concert. Do you say "It played a great set" or "They played a great set"? Just sounds wrong, the former...
(shrug)

The Batlord 03-23-2018 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935309)
Yeah. I pretty much always do the opposite. And it's not just me. I see it on Match of the Day: "Spurs weren't great on the defence today, were they?" (Not Spurs wasn't great...") or "That player is really something. He's too good for Middlesboro. They'll struggle to keep him there." Not "It will struggle" etc. Maybe it's wrong; I'm not saying it isn't. But it's one of those things that has just happened and been accepted for so long now. You go to see Zu in concert. Do you say "It played a great set" or "They played a great set"? Just sounds wrong, the former...
(shrug)

Precxactly.

Frownland 03-23-2018 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1935308)
Pretty sure this is a lie. No one does that. Probably because it's a pointless grammar rule that should be flexible.

Mark this as the day you found out that someone you know does that.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935309)
Yeah. I pretty much always do the opposite. And it's not just me. I see it on Match of the Day: "Spurs weren't great on the defence today, were they?" (Not Spurs wasn't great...") or "That player is really something. He's too good for Middlesboro. They'll struggle to keep him there." Not "It will struggle" etc. Maybe it's wrong; I'm not saying it isn't. But it's one of those things that has just happened and been accepted for so long now. You go to see Zu in concert. Do you say "It played a great set" or "They played a great set"? Just sounds wrong, the former...
(shrug)

I'm aware that people don't know how to use collective nouns, that's why I brought it up.

I would say "Zu played a great set." This isn't a discussion about pronouns. If you were to describe their music, would you say "Zu play a combination of metal and jazz" or would you say something coherent such as "Zu plays a combination of metal and jazz"? "Zu are very good" versus "Zu is very good"? If you're referring to a unit, it's singular. Soz if you've been convinced otherwise because you're wrong.

grindy 03-23-2018 11:39 AM

Plural sounds more righter to me.
Suck balls.

Frownland 03-23-2018 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1935314)
Plural sounds more righter to me.
Suck balls.

Dude in Germany eats up propaganda. Colour me surprised.

Trollheart 03-23-2018 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935312)
Mark this as the day you found out that someone you know does that.



I'm aware that people don't know how to use collective nouns, that's why I brought it up.

I would say "Zu played a great set." This isn't a discussion about pronouns. If you were to describe their music, would you say "Zu play a combination of metal and jazz" or would you say something coherent such as "Zu plays a combination of metal and jazz"? "Zu are very good" versus "Zu is very good"? If you're referring to a unit, it's singular. Soz if you've been convinced otherwise because you're wrong.

Yeah, that only works if you keep saying Zu like a retard. You can do that, I guess, as it's a short word (but people are going to think there's something wrong with you, that you can't replace the word Zu with another pronoun) but what if the band name is longer? Say, oh I don't know, The Andrew Jackson Jihad? Are you going to keep repeating their name? At some point you have to say "it" or "they". And yes, I'm aware that for that particular band you could refer to it as "he" since it's basically his band, but you know what I mean.
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1935314)
Plural sounds more righter to me.
Suck balls.

Always plural. Suck ball doesn't sound the same, does it? ;)

Frownland 03-23-2018 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935317)
Yeah, that only works if you keep saying Zu like a retard. You can do that, I guess, as it's a short word (but people are going to think there's something wrong with you, that you can't replace the word Zu with another pronoun) but what if the band name is longer? Say, oh I don't know, The Andrew Jackson Jihad? Are you going to keep repeating their name? At some point you have to say "it" or "they". And yes, I'm aware that for that particular band you could refer to it as "he" since it's basically his band, but you know what I mean.

You must have missed this part of my post.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935312)
This isn't a discussion about pronouns.

Honestly a totally different ballpark.

grindy 03-23-2018 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1935317)
Always plural. Suck ball doesn't sound the same, does it? ;)

Unless you're Hitler.

grindy 03-23-2018 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1935318)
Honestly a totally different ballspark.

ftfy


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