Mice

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-16-2018, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

*bud

Nipped in the butt

Should have a malapropism thread.

WWWP · 04-16-2018, 12:40 PM

I don't have mice but there are definitely rats living in my garage and under the porch. I swear my dog keeps them as pets though, he refuses to step off the deck at night but all day long buries his food out in the yard, which I assume is for the fatties. I kept rats as pets when he was a pup so maybe that has something to do with it.

Trollheart · 04-16-2018, 02:42 PM

Trollheart · 04-20-2018, 01:16 PM

Tentatively hoping the ****ers are gone/dead now. Hasn't been any movement in a week, no corpses either. Opened the shed in case there was a killzone in there, but no, nothing. So hopefully that's it. The poison in the boxes will, I'm told, last all year, so if any more come sniffing around they'll get a nasty surprise.

#RodentHolocaust2018
#OnlyGoodMouseIsADeadmau5
#GreyLivesDon'tMatter

Oriphiel · 04-21-2018, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

#GreyLivesDon'tMatter

Fuck that.

#ResdaynWillRiseAgain

Trollheart · 04-21-2018, 09:14 AM

grindy · 04-21-2018, 09:16 AM

That's not how mouse traps work.

Trollheart · 04-21-2018, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

That's not how mouse traps work.

Also, mice don't eat cheese. Give 'em that peanut butter and they love it. Till they realise it's poisoned, of course.

The Batlord · 04-21-2018, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Also, mice don't eat cheese. Give 'em that peanut butter and they love it. Till they realise it's poisoned, of course.

My semen just wasn't the mouse aphrodisiac I thought it would be.

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04-20-2018, 01:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Tentatively hoping the ***ers are gone/dead now. Hasn't been any movement in a week, no corpses either. Opened the shed in case there was a killzone in there, but no, nothing. So hopefully that's it. The poison in the boxes will, I'm told, last all year, so if any more come sniffing around they'll get a nasty surprise. #RodentHolocaust2018 #OnlyGoodMouseIsADeadmau5 #GreyLivesDon'tMatter __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018*

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04-21-2018, 09:16 AM	#27 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	That's not how mouse traps work. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*