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Frownland 10-15-2018 09:33 PM

What do you call it when a group of exceptionally average people get stoned as ****? High fives.

Oriphiel 10-16-2018 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2005438)
What do you call it when a group of exceptionally average people get stoned as ****?

The next WISSK album

cassavetes 10-16-2018 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2005341)
Norm's a ****ing god tbh. Only Stanhope really contests him as the greatest living comedian (Louie would be in the running without his hiatus that's starting to feel irreparable).


Amen.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2n34eeXWjUQ

Frownland 10-17-2018 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2005470)
The next WISSK album

WISSK Goes to Egypt. It'd have to be a rock album :drummer:

Plankton 10-17-2018 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2005715)
WISSK Goes to Egypt. It'd have to be a rock album :drummer:

You should bring back the "Road To..." follies with some Bing and Bob hijinx.

Oriphiel 10-17-2018 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2005715)
WISSK Goes to Egypt. It'd have to be a rock album :drummer:

With a noise cover of Walk Like An Egyptian?

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conte...e_my_money.gif

Frownland 10-17-2018 07:04 AM

I could see that being pretty sick tbh.

Plankton 10-17-2018 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 2005723)
I could see that being pretty sick tbh.

So, what're ya gonna call the first one? The Road to what?

Frownland 10-17-2018 12:41 PM

Road 2: The Beginning

Plankton 10-17-2018 02:52 PM

It's a start. We'll work on that.

The Batlord 10-17-2018 02:55 PM

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one snooze button.

Oriphiel 10-17-2018 04:49 PM

https://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictu...f2_5423394.jpg

Oriphiel 10-17-2018 04:54 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/oculin/GOOD.jpghttps://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...25/556/96c.jpg

Oriphiel 10-18-2018 11:12 AM

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130109213716

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150702184142

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2443...8.lite-1u1.jpg

Oriphiel 10-18-2018 11:20 AM

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...20170416013641

The Batlord 10-18-2018 03:17 PM

Those memes are ****.

Oriphiel 10-18-2018 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy (Post 2006124)
Those memes are ****.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...C__400x400.jpg

Plankton 10-22-2018 08:40 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...4d&oe=5C48E05A

DwnWthVwls 10-22-2018 02:21 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/2ix39a.jpg

BassoonPlatoon 10-22-2018 07:08 PM

Oh joy this exists.

Plankton 10-23-2018 07:41 AM

https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-4...-skeletons.jpg

MicShazam 10-23-2018 07:47 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.cdninstagram...06382093_n.jpg

https://i.redd.it/icf8k68r0oo11.jpg

Frownland 10-25-2018 10:28 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...50&oe=5C54C0D7

Key 10-25-2018 10:37 PM

Ok frown fair enough, that one is funny. Ironically in this thread too that I finally find you somewhat funny.

Frownland 10-25-2018 10:38 PM

Anti-humour can be pretty funny dawg.

Key 10-25-2018 10:39 PM

I feel it

Oriphiel 10-31-2018 08:59 AM

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...VXAuaOm7NpzDOy

Oriphiel 11-05-2018 10:53 AM

If Frownland ever got married


Plankton 11-09-2018 08:30 AM

9 to 5 was about a woman who only worked one minute out of the day, they just changed the 2 and forgot the colon.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...c3jbo1_500.gif

Oriphiel 11-17-2018 02:31 AM

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...31/513/f80.jpg

Oriphiel 11-17-2018 11:28 AM

https://i.redd.it/w1lcsuo16w211.jpg

MicShazam 11-17-2018 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2016307)

I think I get this one 100%

But it's weird enough that I'm not sure.

Unitron 11-17-2018 07:22 PM


Oriphiel 12-05-2018 07:15 PM

http://image.blingee.com/images19/co...40_1302277.gif

https://meme.xyz/uploads/posts/t/l-5...-up-inside.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7d39...itemid=7691143

windsock 12-05-2018 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2022078)

JoJo's!!! :love::love::love::love:

Oriphiel 12-05-2018 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock (Post 2022083)
JoJo's!!! :love::love::love::love:

http://www.simbasible.com/wp-content...18/10/11-2.gif

Frownland 12-05-2018 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 2022078)

Fire. Also, learn the difference between memes and antihumour.

Oriphiel 12-06-2018 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2005665)
Step 1 Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees.

Step 2 Write a note that simply says "check the oven" and place it on the bottom shelf of your refrigerator.

Step 3 Stock you refrigerator with chocolate pudding.

Step 4 Throw out all your spoons.

- it is very important you don't skip steps 1 through 4

Step 5 Invite Chula Vista over.

- Chula Vista will distract you mom with his family photos

Step 6 Invite The Batlord over, but tell him he can't use the front door. Make something up like you don't want your neighbors to call the cops.

Step 7 When he arrives you get into an argument with him in the kitchen.

Step 8 Before he shoves you into the oven, ask for one last request. Tell him to call Merit over to your house, and to tell him he has import proof that aliens really exist.

- After The Batlord shoves you in the oven. He'll the glance over and spot your refrigerator. He will commence to open the refrigerator door and a blinding light will knock him to the floor. He gets up and runs over to the silverware draw for a spoon but won't be able to find one. This will not deter him. He will proceed to refrigerator and eat all the chocolate pudding with his fingers. This will take a few hours. If he had a spoon maybe a few minutes. As he goes for the last pudding he'll see the note you place on the bottom shelf. He will remember what he did. So nonchalantly he will take you out of the oven and places you in a chair. Then he'll remember your last request then calls Merit. After the quick phone call he will go into the parlor and ask your mom if he can use the bathroom. Chula anxiously shouts out where to find it. The Bathlord goes in, locks the door. He slips out the bathroom window, still fearing your neighbors will call the cops on him.

Step 9 Merit comes over and asks for you. You mom tells him you're in the kitchen. She says she'll show him the way.

Step 10 Chula pulls on her arm and says "Wait Mrs. Oriphiel, I haven't shown you pictures of my daughter yet."

Step 11 Merit walks in the kitchen and sees you in the chair and screams "Oh noooo, Mrs. Oriphiel! Your son ... he's just been wasted by aliens with laser guns!"

Steo 12 ... there, you've been just roasted.

.

Oriphiel 12-09-2018 10:57 AM

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4FvNK9CMAI-Bw6.jpg

Oriphiel 12-10-2018 11:51 AM

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