The Unofficial Anti-Humor Thread
Knock knock.
Who's there? A guy named Knock Knock. |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to. |
How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. |
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What do you call a seventy-ton gorilla?
Sir! |
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar to have a few drinks.
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Porcupines.
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Did I tell you about the funny thing that happened to me on the way to the cinema? No? Oh right: that's cos nothing funny happened to me on the way to the cinema.
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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she weighs 300 lbs.
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how do you throw a party in space?
you planet. (i know its a knee slapper aint it) |
Ok, you win..
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Nah, he loses. This is supposed to be ANTI-humour. That one ain't bad really.
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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it he still ain't coming.
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile. Why doesn't god like fruitcake? He doesn't exist. What does snow have in common with your friends? They both disappear when you pee on them. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Cause it's a ****ing corpse you moron, they typically don't move much, let alone walk. What's sicker than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 5 trees. |
Those are just jokes.
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I am no pig.
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:shycouch: Also, pigs have trotters, not hooves. |
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No? I'll tell you after the ordeal. What ordeal? The Battle of Epping Forest. |
Q: How old are you?
A: Old enough that someone said: "We're going mudding!" so I showed up with my computer ready to LAN. |
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
I don't know. |
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This discussion reminds me of the first time I saw pickled pigs feet.
Ew. |
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OMFG YOUR FOOD STINKS **** OFF EAT PIGS FEET AWAY FROM ME THAT **** MAKES BORSCHT SMELL LIKE PERFUMED FEET **** BLACK PEOPLE!!! |
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2018 Most Angry About Fighting Games: Oriphice
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Aw, you were thinking about me today, weren't you?
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Seriously though I'm bout to watch Jaws cause it's the best movie. God damn Modern Lovers pleasure your mother.
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