So we're using the term 'celebrity' this loosely, huh?

Just let me live out my fantasy, please.

That guy who keeps smashing beer bottles on the road I use to go to work.

He must be touring a lot in my part of town too.

Whoa. I knew you didn't like movies, but maybe see a psychologist about that?
It seems deep rooted.
Were you beaten with an Oscar statue as a child?

Bruh do you ever cut yourself on all that edge?

Taylor Swift, and Justin Long. I actually only watched Tusk just to see Justin Long get tortured, and it didn't end up being too bad of a movie. Just like the guy who thought of casting Paris Hilton in the House Of Wax remake, I gotta give that dude credit, that's a brilliant marketing ploy.

All of them

Elph, guess who you're like.

Nancy Pelosi.