Are You Incel?

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 10:27 AM

Go out and get some for ****’s sake. WTF? Explain this **** to me.

I can get you laid if you follow my free advice. Just ask.

**Exo** · 05-05-2018, 06:31 PM

Incel? No.

Getting laid? Not right now.

Why?

1. Living with my parents for a bit. That's not sexy.

2. Parents live in the woods. Woods girls are gross.

3. Not looking for a girlfriend so not into dating. I'm the type that dates to find a girlfriend. If I just need to get laid I'm not going to the f*cking movies. Reasons 1 and 2 are why I'm not looking to get laid.

Does this make sense or am I making excuses?

**Goofle** · 05-05-2018, 06:36 PM

I'd fuck you dude.

**Exo** · 05-05-2018, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

I'd fuck you dude.

Dude. I'd **** me too. Thanks.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

Incel? No.

Getting laid? Not right now.

Why?

1. Living with my parents for a bit. That's not sexy.

2. Parents live in the woods. Woods girls are gross.

3. Not looking for a girlfriend so not into dating. I'm the type that dates to find a girlfriend. If I just need to get laid I'm not going to the f*cking movies. Reasons 1 and 2 are why I'm not looking to get laid.

Does this make sense or am I making excuses?

2 Live Crew said it directly “never to the movies just straight to my house”

So you’re good on the no movies thing.

You do need a place. Your car. Some spot outdoors. Bite the bullet and bring her home. Also, dude, get a cheap ass apartment. Dafuq? You got a job. In the meantime, don’t even stress all that. Just get some female company and start with making out.

Now seriously listen man woods girls are NOT gross. Get to making out with one and your dick will tell you the truth. It’s all good. Who ever is out there, say hello and ask them questions. You need the interaction. Don’t be all worried about getting in her space or looking like a loser or whatever holds you back. If she doesn’t like you then fine. Now you know. Being gracious in rejection gets men laid all the time, btw. Also aim high AND low. Hot as ****? Try. Butt ass ugly? Try. Pussy ain’t got a face.

**Exo** · 05-05-2018, 07:46 PM

1. I didn't need the advice but thank you anyway.

2. Bitch do you know what a cheap ass apartment costs where I live? I sell records not drugs.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 07:50 PM

You can get a studio for $500. And this is an advice collumn as mentioned in the OP.

**Exo** · 05-05-2018, 09:01 PM

You're an idiot if you think anybody on this Earth can get a studio in northern new jersey for 500. My studio that i had for a year was 1k. That was a decent deal.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

You're an idiot if you think anybody on this Earth can get a studio in northern new jersey for 500. My studio that i had for a year was 1k. That was a decent deal.

Did it have a private bath and kitchen?

**Exo** · 05-06-2018, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Did it have a private bath and kitchen?

Kitchen, D-room, and bedroom was the same room. There was a small bathroom hidden in my closet. For reals.

05-05-2018, 10:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Are You Incel? Go out and get some for **’s sake. WTF? Explain this ** to me. I can get you laid if you follow my free advice. Just ask. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-05-2018, 06:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	Incel? No. Getting laid? Not right now. Why? 1. Living with my parents for a bit. That's not sexy. 2. Parents live in the woods. Woods girls are gross. 3. Not looking for a girlfriend so not into dating. I'm the type that dates to find a girlfriend. If I just need to get laid I'm not going to the fcking movies. Reasons 1 and 2 are why I'm not looking to get laid. Does this make sense or am I making excuses? __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

05-05-2018, 07:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	1. I didn't need the advice but thank you anyway. 2. Bitch do you know what a cheap ass apartment costs where I live? I sell records not drugs. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

05-05-2018, 07:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	You can get a studio for $500. And this is an advice collumn as mentioned in the OP. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-05-2018, 09:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,359	You're an idiot if you think anybody on this Earth can get a studio in northern new jersey for 500. My studio that i had for a year was 1k. That was a decent deal. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE