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Old 06-07-2018, 07:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I had the perfect signature until the forum started getting indexed under fetish porn.
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm glad you removed those. I can't tell you how many times I lubed up thinking I was gonna watch donkey porn, or maybe catch you pissing in your own mouth. Lies. All of it.
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:47 AM   #13 (permalink)
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For Lucem:

Desperate for dreads, his face all twiztid,
Busting a nut as he throws on Limp Biskit.
*Bizkit
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Old 06-07-2018, 10:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2018, 11:27 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I thought so, but **** me if I was gonna actually bother to look it up.
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Old 06-07-2018, 12:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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People talking about me is worth remembering, Kiiii is the Anti-Christ, Chula hates women, and long live Ke$ha.
I don't even remember that post anymore. I'm surprised you found it.
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Old 06-07-2018, 01:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I had to remember Bungalow Bill's exact username to find it. Was a pain in the ass. He became bungalow and then there was another Bungalow Bill who was some drive-by.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:41 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.
lmao the * (idk what they're called in ثEnglish

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also my sig and avatar are from my communist phase never got around to changing them

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Old 06-07-2018, 05:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.

* None of these things are true.
^ Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.

My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length.
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