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06-07-2018, 06:05 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,548
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I had the perfect signature until the forum started getting indexed under fetish porn.
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06-07-2018, 09:27 AM
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Just Keep Swimming...
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: See signature...
Posts: 7,766
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I'm glad you removed those. I can't tell you how many times I lubed up thinking I was gonna watch donkey porn, or maybe catch you pissing in your own mouth. Lies. All of it.
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06-07-2018, 09:47 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
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06-07-2018, 09:59 AM
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Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
Posts: 11,332
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I despise Kirk Cameron.
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06-07-2018, 10:27 AM
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Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The States
Posts: 5,355
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06-07-2018, 12:20 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,216
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I had to remember Bungalow Bill's exact username to find it. Was a pain in the ass. He became bungalow and then there was another Bungalow Bill who was some drive-by.
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06-07-2018, 03:41 PM
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Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,970
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I started off easy, you know, like we all do. Just the one quote. Then it was two. Then three. Pretty soon, I was living just to sig. Quote after quote. My health started suffering. Lost my job, lost my girl*. Realised I had a problem when someone (probably Batty) complained my signature was an eyesore. It was. One dark night, sitting in a room with a gun in my hand* I realised I had to do something. Went cold turkey. Erased all sigs. I'm now two months free and feeling much better. Every day is a bonus. I feel like I've been saved.
* None of these things are true.
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Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
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06-07-2018, 03:58 PM
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kibbeh
Join Date: May 2016
Location: nowhere
Posts: 648
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ur so funny also my sig and avatar are from my communist phase never got around to changing them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o2u2p1FzNM Last edited by kibbeh; 06-07-2018 at 04:10 PM. |
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06-07-2018, 04:06 PM
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...here to hear...
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: He lives on Love Street
Posts: 4,444
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 Great to get the tragic backstory on your recent austerity, Trollheart; it makes for a harrowing, cautionary read and clearly comes from the heart,Troll. I hope you don't suffer a relapse and fall off the sig-free wagon again.My golden rule for a sig is keep it short; after all, who wants to keep scrolling past the same old collection of quotes and links every time they read a post? As you'll see, my own sig is two lines long, so I'm going to arbitrarily declare that to be the maximum perfect length. 
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