What have you got against pepperoni?

Just mentioning it gives me heartburn. Oi.

Its status as the go to pizza topping is like if Corey Feldman was the only well known musician in the world.

The kinda mother****er who asks, "Everyone's okay with anchovies, right?"

That might be true but it's a decent topping pal.

My pizzas of choice are margherita with some basil on, or pepperoni.

What toppings do you have?

Probably the same asshole who got the pepperoni train rolling.

Not liking all these shots, just for enjoying a bit of pepperoni.

Sausage and onion is bomb. I like the multi-topping combo pizzas but they tend to not hold the toppings very well so I generally keep it simple unless I'm familiar with the place. I like good veg mix too like artichoke hearts, olives, onion, and tomatoes.

I was talking about you, *******. Pepperoni is indeed overrated but when it's crispy it can be ace.

Papa Johns can live just cause they got spicy Italian sausage. Their Meats pizza actually has something going for it.