Nah, I definitely didn't have anything to do with the pepperoni hype train.

Haha, yeah at work I never tell anyone I'm gay out of the blue, I only say it if people press me on personal information, he asked if I'm here with my family, I said I have a partner, he went on with "so is she" etc, so I just said it's a he etc. It was just a coincidence, I didn't decide to come out because it was coming out day...;)

nothing wrong with pepperoni

Even had that pepperoni on your pizza that sort of curls and collects the grease like little bowls? That **** is the bomb. Even though my arteries hardened a bit just describing it.

I'm low key envious of your ability to appreciate mediocrity.

TFW you get extra pepperoni and you actually can't see the cheese and it's crispy and oh **** me yes!

Out of all the things to be called "mediocre" I would have never expected pepperoni

Somebody hand me that caviar, my PB&J isn't interesting enough!

Each one of my ten thousand taste buds has a keen sense for identifying peasant food and upon ingesting such my body will immediately reject it.

Same but with vegetables.