^ yep

vomit inducing

Hitler

Digestible bipartisan but only for some.

A man of the people.

Worse than mankind has known and yet they still beat Domino's.

The trick is to be so wasted and ravenous that the pizza's still warm when you eat it.

The trick is to do carryout and eat it in the parking lot while having a smoke with the guy on break.

Ewww stuffed crust no way

Also pepperoni olive >> sausage onion

Listen, I wouldn't turn down a slice of sausage onion but it's not what I'm ordering.

I had sausage onion pizza for dinner tonight, I'm pretty passionate about it.

Pizza is relatively boring and overrated.
And believe me, I had some badass pizzas.

Buncha slack jawed pepperoni haters 'round here. This stuff'll make you a sexual goddamn tyrannosaurus, just like me.