4 Positive Things About Your Day

**Frownland** · 07-12-2018, 11:22 PM

1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 5

OccultHawk · 07-13-2018, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

How can you afford sushi?

I’m cutting sashimi grade fish at my new job. I cut it. I weigh it. I package it. I put dozens of packages into a third pan

I walk the third pans outside to giant walk-in refrigerators right next door. I rotate the stock. Right before clocking out I make sure all the stock is rotated.

grindy · 07-13-2018, 02:28 AM

k

Plankton · 07-13-2018, 09:13 AM

1. It's Friday
2. I'm wearing a new shirt
3. I'll be playing in a tournament this weekend
4. I won a cool ctp (closest to the pin) prize last night at tags with a bunch of random stuff in it

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-13-2018, 09:24 AM

good luck in your tournament plank

Plankton · 07-13-2018, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

good luck in your tournament plank

Thanks qwert. Anyone who places in the top ten gets to be filmed and featured on the sponsors website. It's gonna be an epic scrap.

Plankton · 07-13-2018, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

1. It's Friday
2. I'm wearing a new shirt
3. I'll be playing in a tournament this weekend
4. I won a cool ctp (closest to the pin) prize last night at tags with a bunch of random stuff in it

A quick graphic of my drive (in red):

The prize (Missing: Assorted candies, a Vibram mini, $7):

Whaddaya mean get back to work?

grindy · 07-13-2018, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

That's a dick.

Plankton · 07-13-2018, 10:48 AM

That's one ****ed up wang.

grindy · 07-13-2018, 10:48 AM

Vaguely phallic is dick enough for me.

(Also: It's pointing down, balls are at the top)

07-12-2018, 11:22 PM	#171 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	1. 1 2. 2 3. 3 4. 5 __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-13-2018, 02:28 AM	#173 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	k __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

07-13-2018, 09:13 AM	#174 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	1. It's Friday 2. I'm wearing a new shirt 3. I'll be playing in a tournament this weekend 4. I won a cool ctp (closest to the pin) prize last night at tags with a bunch of random stuff in it __________________ See location...

07-13-2018, 10:48 AM	#179 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	That's one ****ed up wang. __________________ See location...

07-13-2018, 10:48 AM	#180 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Vaguely phallic is dick enough for me. (Also: It's pointing down, balls are at the top) __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*