The personal story thread
 

I shot a man in Reno

Worst thread since the Vinyl Siding thread.

I'm aggressively stalking Frown. He doesn't know it (I think)

It's going to end up somewhere along the lines of this. Shhhhhh. Keep it a secret.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/9b...3f34d127f8.jpg

I'm not sure if it's legitimately worrying that this isn't the first time Chula has mentioned stalking a member of this forum.

Don't be so hard on yourself. It was only the worst thread ever.

You were renovating a house and you shot someone? That's a bit extreme. With a nailgun, was it?

Shoddy workmanship and backhanders. It fell down, is what I'm saying.

I literally just thought about making a thread like this but then realized how stupid of an idea it was and stopped myself.

well that wasn't a very interesting story

This is why you don't have threads about siding, loser.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"
He said, "Will you defeat them?
Your demons, and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade"