The Official Mondo Appreciation Thread

The Batlord · 07-12-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

A bundle of planks is called a faggot.
Oh wait, that was a bundle of sticks.

Does that mean a collection of deep South redneck towns is a ***got?

Plankton · 07-12-2018, 01:52 PM

I'm still not sure what this "Showdown" nonsense is. A showcase showdown with prizes? Thumb wrestling?

Trollheart · 07-12-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

You must commit seppuku when Trollheart explains your jokes.

Off you go then.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

It was actually in reference to this:

lolwut?

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I'm still not sure what this "Showdown" nonsense is. A showcase showdown with prizes? Thumb wrestling?

Gee-tar, man. There can only be one.
Well, in actual fact, there can be millions. But we want to see who comes out on top between you two, being really the only two proper virtuosos on MB.

**Frownland** · 07-12-2018, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Gee-tar, man. There can only be one.

A lot of the guitar in Mondo's music is played by me.

Plankton · 07-12-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Gee-tar, man. There can only be one.
Well, in actual fact, there can be millions. But we want to see who comes out on top between you two, being really the only two proper virtuosos on MB.

Ah, yes. That's kind of what I thought. Sorry to disappoint, but for me it's not a sport. I did a couple guitar wars on a site a few years back and it made me rethink my whole existence. The day I turn music into a competition is the day I see which of my guitars I can throw farther.

Mondo'd win anyway.

**Frownland** · 07-12-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

A lot of the guitar in Mondo's music is played by me.

Not really, I just wanted to make you feel dumb.

**WWWP** · 07-12-2018, 02:19 PM

I was a **** to mondo once and he forgave me but I didn't deserve it

Trollheart · 07-12-2018, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

A lot of the guitar in Mondo's music is played by me.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Not really, I just wanted to make you feel dumb.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Ah, yes. That's kind of what I thought. Sorry to disappoint, but for me it's not a sport. I did a couple guitar wars on a site a few years back and it made me rethink my whole existence. The day I turn music into a competition is the day I see which of my guitars I can throw farther.

Mondo'd win anyway.

Aw.

Well, I can respect that. Guess it's not a toy, huh?

Mondo Bungle · 07-12-2018, 07:18 PM

I don't think he's all that great

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-12-2018, 07:31 PM

Once upon a time, there were 3 kittenz stranded in a burning tree. Mondo used his schlong to pee out the fire. He then climbed the tree and rescued the kittens. He nurtured and cared for them. He named them "Andrew," "Lloyd" and "Webber." Those kittens grew up and wrote a Broadway musical which they called "CATS."

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,811	Once upon a time, there were 3 kittenz stranded in a burning tree. *Mondo* used his schlong to pee out the fire. He then climbed the tree and rescued the kittens. He nurtured and cared for them. He named them "Andrew," "Lloyd" and *"Webber."* Those kittens grew up and wrote a Broadway musical which they called *"CATS."*