Pick a new avatar for elphenor
 

He clearly can't do this on his own, so let's do it for him.

https://i.imgur.com/tZBbRp7.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/wBJlua5.jpg?1

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...ur_400x400.jpg

He can ****ing resize it himself, I couldn't be arsed.

Hahahahahahahahaha

You know what that cover says to me? "Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. Tell me where the bomb is, and what time it's due to go off, and you're free to go. OR (and do not test me on this) I can start SINGING ALL MY ****ING ****TIEST ALBUMS TO YOU! DO YOU WANT THAT? DO YOU? HUH? COS I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!"

I'd tell him.

I don't know, to me, it's saying something more like "You look like the kind of person to not wear any underpants. Mind if I take mine off as well? You can lose the pants if you want. I don't mind."

http://images.idakoos.com/H0250SR1BL...-post-punk.jpg

or maybe

http://1000awesomethings.com/wp-cont...of-oatmeal.jpg

Been listening to Zulu Rock a lot the past few, made me think of you :beer:

I guess you missed mine. Or was it the sizing?

Where did I go right? :rolleyes:
I thought you would hate it cause "USA" is on his chest. Disappointed in a way I didn't get the response I was looking for. :(
I was going to write "Gucci" on his chest, but it was too long. :(

Omg it could be the new Dr Phil

Ori's old reaniminator avatar (can't find it online :D)

If elph doesn't change it to a 175x250 avatar, there's no point in even trying.

I think the mods have to do that anyway, don't they?

No. You can size the image if you want to. The mods are only there to put the av up since you can't do it yourself.

Siouxsie Sioux is ugly btw.

She could rock a pair of overalls, though

http://www.rotatingcorpse.com/wp-con...x-2-718255.jpg

She doesn't seem to have on all that makeup that makes her look generally unpleasant on a number of different levels but still meh and that hair is stupid.

Just a little sexual intimidation from a girl and you go from Don Juan to Goofle. Harsh makeup and see-through shirts are the best. Get with the unconventional beauty, mate. OH taught you poorly.

Unconventional beauty my ass. Her nose is fugly, that eyebrow makeup she likes so much looks like she tried to fix a unibrow, her lips are thin on a mouth that's far too narrow like she ate a lemon that turned her into a disapproving school principal, and she actually highlights the man jaw which oddly enough doesn't even make her look like a transvestite, just ugly.

All that just makes the sex more kinky.

Like I said, OH taught you poorly. Every person that doesn't have a completely dog**** personality, no matter how weird or ugly they are, is actually a 10. Get you some of that strange.

I generally assume everyone in the 70s English punk scene were *******s.

How dare you call Johnny Rotten an *******

That just means that they're a 9 instead of a 10.

Get in there. Go watch that concert where she kicks that guy in the face. She's a Top Lass.

Shes not ugly at all wtf are you on about Charles.

She's the kind of person who could only have been considered attractive in the 80s.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...oiusD9-gqExrq7

This is daft.

Hook me up with instructions on how to add audio to avatars, thanks.

I don't know what the **** was wrong with the 80s. It's like women born in the 50s and 60s were secretly alien hybrids and the Martians couldn't get the faces down.

I mean duh right?

You mean like Nikki Sixx? :D

I think you misinterpret my appreciation of Motley Crue.