How would you feel about insects if you were paralyzed?
 

The nurse puts you in front of the telly and goes for lunch and here comes sir roach

Wouldn't you smoke Sir Roach?

hopefully it’s not papa roach

Could be. Was Papa Roach knighted?

What's the matter, Mister Pratt... bugs got your tongue?

I would recruit him and start a roach army, and i would lay in my hospital bed which would be converted to my roach king throne, commanding my troops to slowly take over the entire hospital until i own it and rake in all the profits. then i would take my militarization to the next level, building roach cannons and roach tanks until eventually we expand beyond the hospital, taking over my entire city and eventually the country. we would have roach nukes and roach aircraft carriers flying my roach henchmen across the world, taking prisoners to live in my roach camps. then, on the day it became clear i would die, i would crown the initial roach friend that i met when it all began as the new king of the roaches. hopefully he doesnt screw everything up

Your signature works with this post perfectly.

thank you

Oh I meant I'm taking credit for it. Thank you very much.

F*ck off Gregor Samsa.

If I were paralysed I think I'd have more to worry about than insects, but I'd feel the same way about them as I do today:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...KMYP59OkUHUZpg

What if roaches crawled all over you and you couldn’t swat them away?

yeah i'm thinking ants would be a lot less appealing if i were watching them harvest me bit by bit but i'd be honored tbh

Unban him so I can finish my conversation in the socialism thread.. then you can reban him.

Thanks.

It wouldn't make any difference. I'd still hate them. What? Do you think that if I took the time to get to know them, instead of crunching and squashing them, that I'd find out they're really nice guys under it all? The thread title asks "how would you feel" not what would you do. I'd feel the same as I do now: kill the little bastards. Kill them all. Then kill them some more just to be sure.

I'm vegan n all but... I really don't like bugs

This is still a dad joke.