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Old 07-19-2018, 06:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2018, 07:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Could be. Was Papa Roach knighted?
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I would recruit him and start a roach army, and i would lay in my hospital bed which would be converted to my roach king throne, commanding my troops to slowly take over the entire hospital until i own it and rake in all the profits. then i would take my militarization to the next level, building roach cannons and roach tanks until eventually we expand beyond the hospital, taking over my entire city and eventually the country. we would have roach nukes and roach aircraft carriers flying my roach henchmen across the world, taking prisoners to live in my roach camps. then, on the day it became clear i would die, i would crown the initial roach friend that i met when it all began as the new king of the roaches. hopefully he doesnt screw everything up
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I would recruit him and start a roach army, and i would lay in my hospital bed which would be converted to my roach king throne, commanding my troops to slowly take over the entire hospital until i own it and rake in all the profits. then i would take my militarization to the next level, building roach cannons and roach tanks until eventually we expand beyond the hospital, taking over my entire city and eventually the country. we would have roach nukes and roach aircraft carriers flying my roach henchmen across the world, taking prisoners to live in my roach camps. then, on the day it became clear i would die, i would crown the initial roach friend that i met when it all began as the new king of the roaches. hopefully he doesnt screw everything up
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