X are amazing punk who I've repped this very day, Johnny Marr was the guitarist for the Smiths, but yeah I don't know the last guy. But **** you, you're a white hip hop pleb.

But seriously can we all not agree that a beer that goes down like literal water is better than a beer that is actively offensive? PBR > The Beast

I like beer with a strong flavor, but if that strong flavor was one of urine and ball sweat, then sure, I'd rather have watery blandness.

Truly bad beer is worse than no beer.

This is clearly not my philosophy. If it gets you wasted then all is forgiven. The problem with **** like this is that I'd need to be in a hanging out with bros scenario to drink enough to keep up with my buzz, otherwise I'd be hanging out with myself and underdrink and it might as well be water.

Church.

Bro

Can we please tag team some bitch together while we’re at it?

We’ll go get hammered on PBR. You just look like you look. I’ll do the talking.

I’m just saying if they want your dick you tell them I’m part of the bargain

I’ll do everything else to get it to that point

OK I’m gonna admit you don’t need any help from me

I’m asking for charity bro

Throw this dog a bone brother

Bat we’d just have to pussy hunt old school letting the best man win

We’d both get some goddamn

Pussy - grunt

I just wanna get drunk with ya'll I don't want any of this desperate **** tbh.

Pussy is on the agenda son

You remember when you were bitching about Fugazi for being a fratboy band? Well congrats.