Mosque

Church

Find me the bitches who don't like either of you and we'll talk about you behind your backs.

If you wanna be one of the girls while the men play fine

I would love to be one of the guys who doesn't say things like "while the men play". Seeing as how I'm not a frat guy or an alpha.

Come on bro - you forced my hand

I’d do whatever you wanted - **** man I’ve worshipped you for years now

I'm not that guy tbh. Not even trying to sound PC I'm just not whatever the hell you're talking about.

You’re not about having a good ****ing time? What the **** are you on?

Are you jelly of me and elph?

Nah you're getting confused. That was Bruno Marrs. Or was it The Marrs Volta? Didn't they write Life on Marrs? Man, could go for some marrzipan right about now.
This is not a true statement.
fixed that for ya, Hawkster. :thumb:

I'm not a girl chaser I guess. I'm lazy, self-conscious, awkward, ****ing weird, and not particularly into pursuing people who I wouldn't want to talk to if they were men.