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WWWP 07-01-2022 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2209024)
Thanks for fact checking my joke loser

Why does this sound so familiar

Ayn Marx 07-01-2022 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2209182)
The only way to get immunity to AIDS is to stab yourself in the heart with a stingray. That's a traditional Aussie remedy for most illnesses.

Including self delusion and plain stupidity?

Off topic but you’ve reminded me of a scary event at age 5. We lived on the edge of the beach so swimming summer and winter was my thing. One cold morning walking into the water I stood on a stingray. It shot forward so fast I fell backwards , luckily not getting stung. They somehow managed to cover themselves with sand so could be invisible. Didn’t stop me going for my before school swim every morning though.

Ayn Marx 07-02-2022 02:43 AM

Bubble gum but cute in a somewhat brainless way.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_G3hd_V-b8

Ayn Marx 07-04-2022 12:13 AM

Meanwhile back on the ranch the Republicans are dusting off their mindless homophobia in electoral desperation.

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...hobia-misogyny

And back in the dim-dark-days of Queen Victoria’s Empire :- https://book-it.org/2018/06/the-love...peak-its-name/

Silly old bat didn’t believe there could be a crime of lesbianism. She just couldn’t imagine what two women could do for each other. Maybe if she’d encountered a dild0 the size of Albert’s Princely member she’d have been enlightened?

Ayn Marx 07-04-2022 05:59 PM

Being ‘gay’ in Saudi Arabia often isn’t what it appears to be. Instance, otherwise straight males don’t consider themselves gay if they only top. Delusional nonsense sometimes repeated in the west, in jail for example. My view is human sexuality is often delusional when denial rears it’s ugly head.

Love the title of the attached article “The Kingdom of The Closet"


https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine...closet/305774/

Ayn Marx 07-06-2022 02:09 AM

The ‘Innocence of Youth'
 
Two gay friends and their two sons returned to Australia today after six years in Hong Kong. Their boys are now 4 and 8 so I saw some changes. The youngest startled me with a joke. "A man is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

My generation knew nothing about sex at that age. How things have changed.
Now before any of you start in on ‘What do you expect with gay parents’, last year two straight friends visited with the three brats. 5.6 & 8 years old. At the front door the six year old asked me “You got any computer games’? When I answered in the negative the oldest asked “You got any porn we can watch”. Judging from mum & dad’s lack of reaction this wasn’t something unusual.

rubber soul 07-06-2022 06:14 AM

I don't think things have changed that much. When I was a kid, our neighbors taught their two year old to cuss like a sailor, they thought it was cute. I caught up with him twenty some years later. He was totally embarrassed by what his parents did.

Guybrush 07-06-2022 07:30 AM

I'm pretty sure my own 6 year old does not know what porn is. For myself, I guess I learned about it around 10-12 years of age or so? I was definitely exposed to it way earlier (younger than 5) when I found some magazines in a wooded area, but I didn't understand what it was.

The town / area where I spent most of my childhood is riddled with old german WW2 bunkers. Kids, mostly young boys, used to use those bunkers as hangouts and finding racy magazines lying around in them was fairly common occurrence when exploring.

A buddy of mine would steal porn mags at the local gas station and hide a stash of them under a big rock a few hundred meters from his parents' house. His parents also had cable TV and while porn was censored in Norway with the screen just going black whenever it was on, he managed to bypass by switching to danish subtitles so he could record porn on VHS. So he snuck about the house at night time to do that and some of the VHS tapes got passed around.

All that hard work back in the day just to get a hold of some porn. Once, a group of us collected a dumb amount of bottles that we used to buy a porno mag (bottles returned to stores in exchange for money/things), but we were late teenagers and I guess it was more of a comedy stunt.

grindy 07-06-2022 08:01 AM

I wasn't aware of this "crisis" but really enjoyed this video nonetheless.


jwb 07-06-2022 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ayn Marx (Post 2209582)
Two gay friends and their two sons returned to Australia today after six years in Hong Kong. Their boys are now 4 and 8 so I saw some changes. The youngest startled me with a joke. "A man is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

My generation knew nothing about sex at that age. How things have changed.
Now before any of you start in on ‘What do you expect with gay parents’, last year two straight friends visited with the three brats. 5.6 & 8 years old. At the front door the six year old asked me “You got any computer games’? When I answered in the negative the oldest asked “You got any porn we can watch”. Judging from mum & dad’s lack of reaction this wasn’t something unusual.

when I was growing up I experimented with my neighbor. We were both like 5 years old. It wasn't overtly sexual it was more like I show you my underwear you show me yours... And we kept upping the ante until he came up with putting our dicks in each other's mouths lol.

In retrospect I think he was molested by his dad or something because I dunno... Just a vibe thing plus this one time I went over there house and I had this hot wheels car I had got from the grocery store and his dad was like "wow what a cool car!" Then my friend was like " I have one of those too..." And his dad was like "yeah but this one's NEW." It took me many years to figure out he might not have been referring to the car.

Later on I also had another friend who's younger siblings were hypersexual at a young age and I know for a fact their parents were molesting them. So yeah those kids who watch porn with their parents.... There's at least a decent chance they're being molested.


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