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Oriphiel 08-23-2018 06:44 PM

New Jersey Burger:

Big fat hunk of pork roll smothered in heroin and smooshed between two pieces of fried cheese.

The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

Cuthbert 08-23-2018 06:48 PM

I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me.

Steak yes burgers no.

Frownland 08-23-2018 06:49 PM

Just try it out. Eating human flesh the first time felt weird to me but i got used to it. I'm sure that a burger of it would be similar.

Cuthbert 08-23-2018 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1990165)
The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

🍔🍟The Batlord set menu🍟🍔

To drink: Steel Reserve in a can, matured for two days left open on a windowsill

Starter: Tomato soup, served in dog's bowl

Main course: Batlard burger. Piece of raw beef topped with pubes and sandwiched between two pieces of raw beef. Served with unwashed rice and Ketchup.

Dessert: There isn't one. Fuck off and eat shit, ***got.

Cuthbert 08-23-2018 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1990169)
Just try it out. Eating human flesh the first time felt weird to me but i got used to it. I'm sure that a burger of it would be similar.

lmao

Chula Vista 08-23-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1990165)
The Batlard:

Piece of raw beef sandwiched between two other pieces of raw beef.

Just almost peed myself. Close Ori, but no cigar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1990168)
I'm sorry guys but rare burgers seem wrong to me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1990169)
Just try it out.

Sear the **** out of the outer layer of meat till you have some crispy crust, but always keep the middle stuff pink. *do I even have to wink?*

Chula Vista 08-23-2018 07:13 PM

Alright, now I just did piss myself.

Frownland 08-23-2018 07:13 PM

That is one esoteric starter. I approve.

Cuthbert 08-23-2018 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1990173)
Just almost peed myself. Close Ori, but no cigar.





Sear the **** out of the outer layer of meat till you have some crispy crust, but always keep the middle stuff pink. *do I even have to wink?*

I can't remember what got posted when we discussed it before but with steak it's OK as the bacteria that can make you ill is on the surface so you can eat it rare but with burgers the surface area is everywhere as it's been minced.

I think someone said in theory you can get ill from rare burgers but it's very unlikely.

OccultHawk 08-23-2018 07:15 PM

It’s actually pretty ****ing likely

Just worth the risk


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