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Old 01-06-2019, 06:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was, but then they wiped my memory, so I don't remember being abducted. Prove me wrong.
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Were they your sister?
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Seems like some bigoted, xenophobic propaganda against extra terrestrials.
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No. She just stole my precious bodily fluids. It was a conspiracy she cooked up with our step-brother and step-sister, whom I also fucked.
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No. She just stole my precious bodily fluids. It was a conspiracy she cooked up with our step-brother and step-sister, whom I also fucked.
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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She acts worldly but is in fact a stay-at-home Christian.
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I give the incest taboo another ten years.
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Old 01-06-2019, 07:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Illegal aliens or legal resident aliens?
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