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Old 02-09-2019, 04:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default 5 Reasons I Love elph

1) His facts are always dead on.
2) He stays in his lane.
3) He doesn’t resort to petty name calling.
4) He’s a visionary but doesn’t get swept off into idealistic tomfoolery.
5) He’s handsome af.
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-09-2019, 04:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Now explain all of this while explaining how you talking **** about him constantly?
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I’m a **** talker

Everyone knows that
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I think wolf likes this

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Old 02-09-2019, 05:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now explain all of this while explaining how you talking **** about him constantly?
that's his MO
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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No you don’t. Honestly, you have no ability to engage a reader.

I can be a very bad writer and still be far better than you. You’re awful.
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this is going to sound brutal

and I really think you're cool as **** and like a lot of good music

I also think you're a really good writer

but...


frown's taste in music is lightyears ahead of yours
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I said elph wasn’t a good writer?
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Now explain how all of this has to do with you saying he's gonna be a Republican in a few years?
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