No. No cereals.

English muffins, sausage, and scrambled eggs for breakfast every morning.

Nobody eats Fruity Pebbles unless they're a BITCH

This is the real shit:
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c4d...0&odnBg=FFFFFF

looks the same to me :tramp: prolly made with more care

I still hav3n't gott3n confirmation from anyone about the gr33n poo thing.

Only time I've gotten green **** from food was when I ate like twenty bags of deez babies

https://images.chickadvisor.com/item...it-gushers.jpg

Gushers are brilliant. They combine junk food with the satisfaction of popping a pimple.

They were indeed a divine ambrosia in my youth.

It's been like fifteen-ish years since I had one, though.

Probably a good thing. I'll bet they taste like dog semen in week-old gum as an adult.

What breed of dog?

Doesn't matter so long as they're kosher.