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Old 05-23-2019, 09:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The thread where Mord teaches Ori the secrets of writing porn

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Teach me, daddy
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Old 05-23-2019, 09:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2019, 10:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm actually writing a porno as we speak, Hawk

And it's even a choose your own assventure!
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Old 05-23-2019, 10:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2019, 11:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2019, 03:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm actually writing a porno as we speak, Hawk

And it's even a choose your own assventure!
Damn it

Five seconds into this shit and I'm already trying to make it into a serious story

Now it's morphed into some weird heist tale where a bunch of robbers get caught by a witch who immediately proceeds to torture them horribly
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Five seconds into this shit and I'm already getting into a good porn groove.

It's a heist tale where a bunch of robbers get caught by a nympho who immediately proceeds to blackmail them into having wild, nasty sex with her.
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Old 05-23-2019, 05:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's also where I was going with it, yeah
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Old 05-23-2019, 06:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Write about a group of bros sitting around watching highlights from the NBA playoffs.
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Old 05-23-2019, 06:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I have a plot. Mord plays Sonny Mordowicz. A guy who's on a verge of a nervous breakdown if he doesn't get enough money to buy his partner a very expensive S&M outfit. One day the hero, John McClane, goes into a pet store to buy a puppy for his kid. Then that very same afternoon Sonny goes into the same pet store takes everyone hostage and forces them to wear dog collars. McClane has to both evade Sonny and save the people and gerbils too from the clutches of Sonny. In a last desperate attempt McClain sends a letter to his reliable friend, Sgt. PAL, with the help of a homing pigeon and together they save the day.
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