Merkaba

This didnt happen to me, but a mate of mine.
Back in primary school my mate was playing was basketball, and the hoops were real short bcoz we were just wee fellas. Well our ball became wedged up at the hoop and someone had to give my mate a boost, so he climbed onto this rusty hoop and got the ball down. He threw it down, hit someone on the head and started laughing, this was when he slipped. One leg went through the hoop while the other went on the otherside. The hoop went straight up the middle and SPLIT his sack. I am not sh*tting you, puss ran down his legs for weeks...

So to this very day he owns the nickname pusballs lol

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She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

MORESOAD4ME

^lol, some1 stepped on u, that sounds pretty weird, but erm cant imagine the pain.... i hate wen ppl do stupid things like that, like throw something at ur pride!!

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tdoc210

yeah but they stepped on my spikes so they went into his foot hehe im evil but then i came home and found my bollocks to be bledding and then i passed out

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

tdoc210

^ holy ouchh!!! i did that at a pool but didnt split my nuts in half

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

MORESOAD4ME

one time my sister got mad, and came up behind me with a full fist inbetween my legs, was on the ground for the longest time, its the only time i rlly remember crying from pain for that long... but always get revenge, so i ****ed in her bed

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| SYSTEM OF A DOWN COHEED AND CAMBRIA|
| ATREYU THRICE AVENGED SEVENFOLD NOFX|
| RISE AGAINST THE TRANSPLANTS RAMONES|
| FOO FIGHTERS FLOGGING MOLLY THE USED |
| BREAK THE SILENCE fups |* * * * * * * * *|
| SLIPKNOT KORN SUM 41 | * * * * * * * * *|
| RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS |* * * * * * * * * |
| unban death of capitlsm | * * * * * * * * *|
|_____________________ |*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ |

tdoc210

^ raunchy my dog bit me in the nuts once so i pissed on his bed nbut then i felt bad so i washed it

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

MORESOAD4ME

lol, to ur dogs bed lol!! poor dog, but its not like he meant it like my sis!! she did it for no reason, she deserved it!!!

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| SYSTEM OF A DOWN COHEED AND CAMBRIA|
| ATREYU THRICE AVENGED SEVENFOLD NOFX|
| RISE AGAINST THE TRANSPLANTS RAMONES|
| FOO FIGHTERS FLOGGING MOLLY THE USED |
| BREAK THE SILENCE fups |* * * * * * * * *|
| SLIPKNOT KORN SUM 41 | * * * * * * * * *|
| RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS |* * * * * * * * * |
| unban death of capitlsm | * * * * * * * * *|
|_____________________ |*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ |

tdoc210

allright this is for more soda for me. one time i was skiing (this is like the only bad crash ive ever had) i was going like fifty down a dbl black diamond trail and ther e was a line of snowboarders siting across the trail and i tried to stop but i ripeed out of my skis did two flips in the air landed on my bak then my skipole went into my nuts and i rollrd into a pit and laid ther until ski patol came and got i suffered two broken toes and a severly scarped back and legs and my nuts were truly blue. the only relief i got was when i learne d that one of my skis hit one of the snowboarders in the head.

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

MORESOAD4ME

lol, i dun think i stopped laughin while i was reading that, it sux that u got hurt tho, see thats y i dun do anything dangerous like that, but i guess according to others im missing out!!

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| SYSTEM OF A DOWN COHEED AND CAMBRIA|
| ATREYU THRICE AVENGED SEVENFOLD NOFX|
| RISE AGAINST THE TRANSPLANTS RAMONES|
| FOO FIGHTERS FLOGGING MOLLY THE USED |
| BREAK THE SILENCE fups |* * * * * * * * *|
| SLIPKNOT KORN SUM 41 | * * * * * * * * *|
| RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS |* * * * * * * * * |
| unban death of capitlsm | * * * * * * * * *|
|_____________________ |*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ |

tdoc210

^ dude i wanna im you sign on now!!!

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.