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Old 09-15-2005, 07:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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and Marie Antoinette said "let them talk smack"
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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yo mamas so fat she got arrested for having 50 lbs. of crack
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yo moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read "one at a time please"

yo moma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her asrin

yo moma so old her birth certificate is expired

yo moma is so old when she went to school they did'nt have history class

yo moma is so ugly if she was a scarecrow she'd scare the corn away

im just warming up....
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yo mamas so poor i saw her walkin down the street w/ one shoe on. i said "did u lose a shoe?" and she said "no, i found one."
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Quote:
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what?
thank u rick james
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Quote:
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thank u rick james
Im Rick James Bitch!!!!
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I prefer Yoyo Ma.
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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But I like my mum
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