Coronavirus: COVID-19

**Frownland** · 03-13-2020, 11:52 AM

TFW you actually need to buy toilet paper and people in the store are like "look at this idiot having himself a frenzy".

YorkeDaddy · 03-13-2020, 11:59 AM

Legitimately considering buying a bidet attachment thing. They're pretty cheap and seem easy to install. Plus infinite anal pleasure, what more could you want

**Exo** · 03-13-2020, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

TFW you actually need to buy toilet paper and people in the store are like "look at this idiot having himself a frenzy".

I'll tell you what a friend told me last night...

"I've been poopin' in the shower for years preparing for this."

~~jwb~~ · 03-13-2020, 12:16 PM

Scientists in London paying ~$4500 to infect human lab rats with coronavirus.

https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2020/03...-find-vaccine/

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-13-2020, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

I have probably 10 phones here, I use two everyday and I've been depending on this 4400mAh pack for years. Plus a good friend in Portland has the same one I bought and I just.... " want one in case" itll calm me down a bit i bet

You've got ten phones?

Mindfulness · 03-13-2020, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

You've got ten phones?

and 6 old laptops

i actually may have more than 10, i never counted or anything. i have a whole bag of old phones though. ive upgraded every two years for a long time plus back when i still used mp3s and mp4s i bought a few extra androids to load songs and videos on in case of the power going out; id have music and stuff to use for a part of the time.

OccultHawk · 03-13-2020, 01:40 PM

Went to the doctor

I have a fever and bronchitis and ****loads of fear

OccultHawk · 03-13-2020, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Just found out that with my insurance...

If I get the virus they will cover the test (which doesn't exist).
They will not cover treatment if I get pneumonia.

Thanks Big Orange Guy.

The thought of pneumonia going untreated is horrifying.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-13-2020, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

and 6 old laptops

i actually may have more than 10, i never counted or anything. i have a whole bag of old phones though. ive upgraded every two years for a long time plus back when i still used mp3s and mp4s i bought a few extra androids to load songs and videos on in case of the power going out; id have music and stuff to use for a part of the time.

I thought you meant you were currently using ten different phones. Cheers for the explanation.

WWWP · 03-13-2020, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

and 6 old laptops

i actually may have more than 10, i never counted or anything. i have a whole bag of old phones though. ive upgraded every two years for a long time plus back when i still used mp3s and mp4s i bought a few extra androids to load songs and videos on in case of the power going out; id have music and stuff to use for a part of the time.

I choose you for my survival gang

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