Coronavirus: COVID-19

Lucem Ferre · 03-27-2020, 07:50 AM

You assume they're going to die, when I say that the antidote has been put in a cage that is set to open once they fill the bucket with enough blood. However there isn't enough to save everybody, so one of them is going to have to be sacrificed. They better hurry, they only have two minutes before the door locks permanently leaving them all to die.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-27-2020, 08:18 AM

Department of Health and Social Care
@DHSCgovuk
UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK:

As of 9am 27 March, a total of 113,777 have been tested:

99,198 negative.
14,579 positive.

As of 5pm on 26 March, of those hospitalised in the UK, 759 have sadly died.

+181

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-27-2020, 09:27 AM

Temporary mortuary site announced at Birmingham Airport. 1,500 capacity.

Depressing.

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 09:29 AM

Paranoia inducing body aches and shortness of breath back again.

Mindfulness · 03-27-2020, 09:31 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A3jiM2FNR8

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 09:32 AM

Why are all the talk show hosts growing beards who do they think they are, Letterman?

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

Why are all the talk show hosts growing beards who do they think they are, Letterman?

Assuming you’re not joking they’re not used to shaving themselves. Their staff used to do it.

**Exo** · 03-27-2020, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Paranoia inducing body aches and shortness of breath back again.

This has been my whole f*cking week.

WWWP · 03-27-2020, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Assuming you’re not joking they’re not used to shaving themselves. Their staff used to do it.

I was not joking and that's hilarious

OccultHawk · 03-27-2020, 10:32 AM

Dillweed from Kentucky trying to **** up the stimulus

Quote:

Massie could object

Republican Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky is viewed as the most likely member to try to force the vote after indicating publicly his reservations about a voice vote.

President Donald Trump sharply criticized the congressman on Friday, saying in a pair of tweets that he "just wants the publicity" and should be thrown out of the Republican party.

"Looks like a third rate Grandstander named @RepThomasMassie, a Congressman from, unfortunately, a truly GREAT State, Kentucky, wants to vote against the new Save Our Workers Bill in Congress. He just wants the publicity. He can't stop it, only delay, which is both dangerous & costly," Trump tweeted.

#boughtthehawk

03-27-2020, 09:29 AM	#974 (permalink)
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03-27-2020, 08:18 AM	#972 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Department of Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK: As of 9am 27 March, a total of 113,777 have been tested: 99,198 negative. 14,579 positive. As of 5pm on 26 March, of those hospitalised in the UK, 759 have sadly died. +181

03-27-2020, 09:27 AM	#973 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Temporary mortuary site announced at Birmingham Airport. 1,500 capacity. Depressing.

03-27-2020, 09:31 AM	#975 (permalink)
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