Coronavirus: COVID-19

**Exo** · 03-31-2020, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I feel like it's only a matter of time for anyone working in a job that has customers coming in.

We closed but I still got mouthbreathers who think we're open coming in for some reason.

OccultHawk · 03-31-2020, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

We closed but I still got mouthbreathers who think we're open coming in for some reason.

Why dafuq ain’t you locked the goddamn doors?

**Exo** · 03-31-2020, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Why dafuq ain’t you locked the goddamn doors?

Oh they locked but I still gotta either go up to the door and talk to them through it or ask them to step back while I open up the door a crack to tell em to f*ck off. They literally don't get it.

WWWP · 03-31-2020, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

Oh they locked but I still gotta either go up to the door and talk to them through it or ask them to step back while I open up the door a crack to tell em to f*ck off. They literally don't get it.

At the bookstore after closing I would just stare at the people banging on the doors while I vacuumed. Or walk up like I was going to let them in and then close the blinds in their face. Nothing goes better with customer service than pettiness.

The Batlord · 03-31-2020, 04:52 PM

Today I overheard two managers talking about how soon BK might be making us get our temperatures taken before clocking in. I asked them what happens when someone has a high temperature. They said that person goes home. I asked did they mean everyone at the store. They said no and laughed like I was being foolish and unreasonable. I tried explaining basic quarantine measures and they blew me off.

The day I walk in and some clown with all the medical expertise provided by Burger King shift manager training tries to stick a meat thermometer in my mouth/rectum I'm walking right the **** out. I almost walked the **** out today. If **** is this bad then close the ****ing store.

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Originally Posted by WWWP

At the bookstore after closing I would just stare at the people banging on the doors while I vacuumed. Or walk up like I was going to let them in and then close the blinds in their face. Nothing goes better with customer service than pettiness.

I for real want to slip you the dick right now.

WWWP · 03-31-2020, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I for real want to slip you the dick right now.

I spent a lot of time trying to figure out where the typo is in this sentence that would make it an insult but in the end I found the real insult was within me all along.