Batlord clearly thought the feaguing thing was gonna spark a spirited 20 minute discussion and then when nobody had anything to add he's just like "No really! You shove an eel up a horses ass to make him run faster!" for 20 minutes.

Pearls. Swine.

Sounds like you got too excited and inorganically rushed out your material like an amped up five year old.

My phone died mid feague, we never figured out where eels breed

Maybe he was feaguing himself?

How do you organically work feaguing into a conversation? All you can do is drop it like a turd bomb.

I talked to Batlord & JWB for a bit.

This is why you'll never be funnier than me.

Another factoid i learned was that Batlord wanted to go to military school

This whole time i assumed his family involuntarily shipped him off on some jenny Jones bootcamp type ****

Same tbh.

He even chose to go back.