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Old 06-04-2020, 02:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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It'd be more practical to come with one or two prechopped penises, most venues won't let you bring knives in.
Bring a dog penis to make yourself look better.
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Old 06-04-2020, 02:40 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Then I'd just be like, hey, baby, why don't we don't but say we did but you still catch this penis?
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Old 06-04-2020, 02:43 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm of course imagining Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and not Nancy Pelosi. Yech.
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Old 06-05-2020, 07:04 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2020, 01:16 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past viewed masturbation as one of the most deadly and dangerous practices.

A treatise on the diseases produced by onanism : Tissot, S. A. D. (Samuel Auguste David), 1728-1797 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
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Old 06-07-2020, 04:06 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past thought slitting your wrists in moderation was good for you. Bro if you think jacking off is bad for you and you feel better after stopping then maybe it's just the placebo effect.
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Old 06-07-2020, 05:30 AM   #27 (permalink)
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you have to use leeches to suck out the boner juice

I know about this nofap thing because my brother started preaching it one day out of the blue

it's the funniest reversal in causality
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Old 06-07-2020, 05:50 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Some medical men of the past thought slitting your wrists in moderation was good for you. Bro if you think jacking off is bad for you and you feel better after stopping then maybe it's just the placebo effect.
No, it's not the placebo effect. Do you think resources of the human body are infinite? Then why not spill your blood 2 to 3 times a week? Or even 5-15 times a day?
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Old 06-07-2020, 05:58 AM   #29 (permalink)
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This is gonna be good.
*grabs popcorn*
Just keep it somewhat civil.
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Old 06-07-2020, 06:02 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Also: Have you heard about Nopoop?
It's really good for you.
Why wouldn't it be?
After all, it wouldn't be healthy to have your organs drop out of your anus every day.
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