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jwb 11-21-2020 05:59 AM

Yesterday I met an Asian forklift driver with no teeth who bragged about having 16 kids and all the money he gets back on his taxes lol

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2145261)
Yesterday I met an Asian forklift driver with no teeth who bragged about having 16 kids and all the money he gets back on his taxes lol

All from one woman? No child support payments?

Plankton 11-21-2020 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2145145)
Aww now you're a DILILF

You're all talk and no action, girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by ribbons (Post 2145166)
And to my pal and future father-of-the bride, Plankton - congratulations! So happy for you and that wonderful daughter of yours, who you raised so well under the most trying circumstances. Wishing you and your family all the best, always.

:love:

Thank you!

jwb 11-21-2020 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145263)
All from one woman? No child support payments?

nah he said like 4 in Chicago, 4 in Florida etc

Didn't mention child support. I assume some of them are grown anyway

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2145267)
nah he said like 4 in Chicago, 4 in Florida etc

Didn't mention child support. I assume some of them are grown anyway

He’s frontin if he’s trying to sell it as a money saver. Fear of reprisal for failed child support is probably why he works 70 hours a week and can’t afford a dentist. I’m sure his kids are doing great though with the outstanding care from the most wonderful people on earth: The Baby Mamas!

jwb 11-21-2020 07:10 AM

He barely spoke English

Wasn't exactly that he brought it up to talk about saving money. I was saying to another guy how after 48 hours the overtime isn't even worth it cause they bump you into another tax bracket and tax the **** outta you and he said he gets most of the money back cause he has kids. Then he said to the Asian guy "tell him how many kids you got" and he was like 16. And I was like wow, I don't have any and he was like "find a girl and get her pregnant" and I was like nah, not worth it, kids cost money and he was like "oh, no, insurance pay for that." :laughing:

Plankton 11-21-2020 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2145148)
Does it involve a shovel?

While 4 wheeling in the woods in a black truck: "Pay no attention to the garbage bags, limestone, and shovels in the back there... hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Psy-Fi 11-21-2020 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2145261)
Yesterday I met an Asian forklift driver with no teeth who bragged about having 16 kids and all the money he gets back on his taxes lol

I used to work with a 21 year old guy from Ecuador. Claimed he had 7 kids on his tax form when he got hired.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145250)
Except you wouldn’t use the term because you at least understand you’re not one.

Antinatalism is the view that procreation is morally wrong.

So to all you breeders on MB, know this, Wolf claims a philosophy that calls you immoral for having a child. If you don’t believe me, look it up. She adopts a position that by definition passes moral judgment on breeders and then has the audacity to take the high ground in your presence.


Read slowly and carefully: you. can. believe. something. is. wrong. in. theory. and. still. think. many. people. who. do. it. are. good. people.

I've explained this to you over and over again. It's like you don't listen at all.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2145278)
I wonder how much of this is up to just plain safety

a woman has to feel a guy out to make sure he's not going to be some kind of psycho

I hear OH comes across as a nice guy irl

:laughing: cheeky af

That may be partly true, but there's definitely a difference between how men relate to women and vice versa. I think it's mostly due to social conditioning, men being expected to have a great sex drive and to view women as sex objects. Probably due to hormones too though. And of course men genuinely wanting to be just friends with a woman, without any sexual attraction, is very rare

Lucem Ferre 11-21-2020 08:44 AM

I don't think MB is the best sample size in representing the male perspective on female friends.

jwb 11-21-2020 08:51 AM

There's this concept in evolutionary biology called sexual selection

Women are the selectors

Yes I'm generalizing but I'm speaking in terms of statistics.

You can see this sort of thing in the fact that men are taller than women in virtually every ethnic group. Is every culture in the world conditioning women to prefer taller men or is there an inherent preference to our species in this regard? I think the latter is clearly the case. Results don't lie.

You can say oh but why would a woman prefer a taller man? You can speculate reasons, truth is it doesn't matter what the reason is. We know that female birds of many species select male birds with a more colorful display of feathers. Why? If anything being colorful makes you an easy target for predators. Why is that an advantage? Doesn't matter why. That's what the female birds select and so that's what male birds look like.

Lucem Ferre 11-21-2020 08:54 AM

Are you sure that it's not because it's easier to fight off a short guy trying to rape you?

The Batlord 11-21-2020 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2145274)
While 4 wheeling in the woods in a black truck: "Pay no attention to the garbage bags, limestone, and shovels in the back there... hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"


Marie Monday 11-21-2020 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2145287)
There's this concept in evolutionary biology called sexual selection

Women are the selectors

Yes I'm generalizing but I'm speaking in terms of statistics.

You can see this sort of thing in the fact that men are taller than women in virtually every ethnic group. Is every culture in the world conditioning women to prefer taller men or is there an inherent preference to our species in this regard? I think the latter is clearly the case. Results don't lie.

You can say oh but why would a woman prefer a taller man? You can speculate reasons, truth is it doesn't matter what the reason is. We know that female birds of many species select male birds with a more colorful display of feathers. Why? If anything being colorful makes you an easy target for predators. Why is that an advantage? Doesn't matter why. That's what the female birds select and so that's what male birds look like.

Isn't that inherent preference just also ancient conditioning though? Anyway, it doesn't matter much what the original reason is I think

Lucem Ferre 11-21-2020 09:06 AM

Marie doesn't like tall guys. She likes tedious old ladies and pilots. Pilettes.

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2145279)
wait I could say this about a drunk driver who kills someone too

but having children isn't even immoral it's just lame

Fair enough. That’s why I’m not an antinatalist. I pick and choose the breeders I dislike like an honest bigot.

While we’re at it I’d like to offer my congratulations to everyone that didn’t raise a kid under difficult circumstances because they stayed home and had a wank, ****ed someone of the same sex, wore a ****ing condom, or best of all GOT A ****ING ABORTION.

:beer:

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 09:17 AM

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I've "friendzoned" women...I think they just complain about it way less than men
If they were straight up here **** me you’re either lying or they hate you.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 2145292)
Marie doesn't like tall guys. She likes tedious old ladies and pilots. Pilettes.

I like pilots?
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145294)
Fair enough. That’s why I’m not an antinatalist. I pick and choose the breeders I dislike like an honest bigot.

While we’re at it I’d like to offer my congratulations to everyone that didn’t raise a kid under difficult circumstances because they stayed home and had a wank, ****ed someone of the same sex, wore a ****ing condom, or best of all GOT A ****ING ABORTION.

:beer:

Last warning. If you can't give your opinion respectfully then don't give it at all.

Lucem Ferre 11-21-2020 09:32 AM

Amelia Earhart.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 09:36 AM

oh sure, she's a babe

Plankton 11-21-2020 10:08 AM

lol

Imagine getting a girl pregnant, both 16, then when the parents find out they march them both down to the clinic to scrape the little infidel out, and then they all go out for lunch afterwards, each family happily fuking off, never to speak to one another ever again after the bill is paid.

Welcome to the wonderful world of my life.

goldendoodle 11-21-2020 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jwb (Post 2145217)
I think that's a big difference between guys and girls. We have no standards beyond a basic looks based standard. Sexually speaking. Our standard for an actual relationship is much more stringent.

I'm guessing this is maybe partly because it's a far simpler process for the average dude to get off than it is for most women. I would imagine that for a large portion of straight & bisexual women, the idea of having sex with a marginally attractive man is not necessarily going to be wildly enticing if they have no clue whether or not the guy will be competent or not sexually. Being mechanically thrusted at by a stranger with very little actual seduction, teasing or foreplay involved beforehand is really NOT appealing. Of course in the case of men and women who are already friends and are both reasonably attractive (to each other) -- I don't know, I for one have never seen the point in potentially ruining a perfectly fine friendship for the sake of sex if I could easily instead go for some acquaintance who I sense might be compatible with me in that regard -- because it is NOT just about physical attractiveness, at least for me-- it's FAR more about chemistry, like, visceral/magnetic chemistry that makes mutual seduction effortless as opposed to like pulling teeth as it would be with some random oaf hitting on me (NO attempt to actually charm or subtly seduce!! No mental/intellectual stimulation! Just oafish antics!) at the local dive bar.

edit: regarding wanting to have sex with online friends, sometimes there CAN be that inexplicable magnetic pull/strong attraction even before one knows what they look like or have spoken with them much. This was the case with my new bf. (and other online acquaintances before him, to a lesser degree) He joined our group chat like.. A year ago? Maybe less? Something like that. There were never any deep discussions in the main chat/anything that would give one an actually good picture of what they were like if you weren't friends with them IRL. And yet we both inexplicably felt a strange and intense pull toward one another over the course of 5 or so months before we even began a DM/talking in a smaller channel which obviously was intensified once we saw photos of each other finally after unsuccessfully googling. So, spooky chemistry is a real thing I think. I don't FULLY believe in woo-woo stuff but I feel one can sometimes feel a person's actual presence or ~eNeRgY (not their surface level traits or personality, but their ~eNeRgY~) through the internet. For instance, certain people online (who I have never seen photos of even) will majorly stand out to me a lot and pique my interest (not romantically/sexually or anything necessarily) for reasons I can't figure out-- like, I'll wonder about them and sense a certain intensity about them for no apparent reason, even if I know next to nothing about them.

The Batlord 11-21-2020 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2145296)
I like pilots?

You like crashing?

Anteater 11-21-2020 11:57 AM

Plane sex is fun.

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 12:00 PM

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Being mechanically thrusted at by a stranger with very little actual seduction, teasing or foreplay involved beforehand is really NOT appealing.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7TK...ExbO/giphy.gif

The Batlord 11-21-2020 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1813336)
Who gives a **** if she gets a good pounding. I'm worried about my own nut.

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Marie Monday 11-21-2020 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2145319)
You like crashing?

crashing at people's places is pretty fun I guess?
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2145328)
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yiiiiiikes

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 12:21 PM

Foul. That’s ancient. And an intentional mischaracterization of self for dramatic effect.

The Batlord 11-21-2020 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2145331)
crashing at people's places is pretty fun I guess?

Pure sociopath.

The Batlord 11-21-2020 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145332)
Foul. That’s ancient. And an intentional mischaracterization of self for dramatic effect.

You were already ancient when you posted it.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145332)
Foul. That’s ancient. And an intentional mischaracterization of self for dramatic effect.

It does go against many of the things you've said about sex. Still, yikes. Chio is right, the sexual satisfaction and seduction tactic makes an important difference.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2145333)
Pure sociopath.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...256-nqlyaa.jpg

OccultHawk 11-21-2020 12:36 PM

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It does go against many of the things you've said about sex. Still, yikes. Chio is right, the sexual satisfaction and seduction tactic makes an important difference.
For the majority of women true but nothing is universal when it comes to women. Fact: some just want a stranger to nut in their ******* in a dirty public restroom. Everything is out there.

WWWP 11-21-2020 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145250)
Right. I want there to be no more people. Great job breeders! Thanks for making a baby that’s so great. Makes sense.

Except you wouldn’t use the term because you at least understand you’re not one.

Antinatalism is the view that procreation is morally wrong.

So to all you breeders on MB, know this, Wolf claims a philosophy that calls you immoral for having a child. If you don’t believe me, look it up. She adopts a position that by definition passes moral judgment on breeders and then has the audacity to take the high ground in your presence.

It's not about moral/immoral, it's about imposing suffering vs not imposing suffering. Most antinatalists I've known are also nihilists so gtfoh.

Intellectual dishonesty is pathetic af.

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2145337)
For the majority of women true but nothing is universal when it comes to women. Fact: some just want a stranger to nut in their ******* in a dirty public restroom. Everything is out there.

well duh, there are always exceptions

WWWP 11-21-2020 12:44 PM

Fact: Narcissist is narcissistic

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2145341)
Fact: Narcissist is narcissistic

whoa, I muzzled him. Don't bite too hard if he can't bite back

WWWP 11-21-2020 12:55 PM

You may have muzzled him but he's still humping my leg

Marie Monday 11-21-2020 01:05 PM

nah. Don't bite leg-humping dogs either, just shoo them

The Batlord 11-21-2020 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday (Post 2145335)

You basically just admitted to a 9/11 fetish.


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