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Chula Vista 06-02-2021 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2175246)
Is that your bending a string face?

Don't think so.

Ask him where his banana is.

Neapolitan 06-02-2021 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2175254)
Don't think so.

Ask him where his banana is.

No. I think the object of the thread is sneer at stupidest questions. It's not to ask the stupidest & pervertest questions you can think of.

Chula Vista 06-02-2021 07:40 PM

Ahhhh, still shaking the rust off.



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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 2175256)
pervertest

:clap:

Trollheart 06-02-2021 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2175218)
That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me? :laughing:

Yeah well that would be fine if the thread title was "Recall every stupid question you were ever asked". It isn't. All I asked is for people to recall the stupidest single question, so no, you're not expected to remember every dumb **** you took, sorry were asked.


A slight aside, well known Irish joke encapsulating the perhaps oddest answer to a question:

Guy pulls into rural Irish village, sees one old lad leaning on a gate smoking a pipe. Leans out of his car and asks how does he get to [insert place here].

Old guy on gate smokes, chews, thinks about it, smokes some more, nods.

"Well now," he says, "I wouldn't start from here."

Neapolitan 06-03-2021 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2175265)
Yeah well that would be fine if the thread title was "Recall every stupid question you were ever asked". It isn't. All I asked is for people to recall the stupidest single question, so no, you're not expected to remember every dumb **** you took, sorry were asked.


A slight aside, well known Irish joke encapsulating the perhaps oddest answer to a question:

Guy pulls into rural Irish village, sees one old lad leaning on a gate smoking a pipe. Leans out of his car and asks how does he get to [insert place here].

Old guy on gate smokes, chews, thinks about it, smokes some more, nods.

"Well now," he says, "I wouldn't start from here."

If you in Ireland and it's an island how can you not get from one place to another? Are you saying it's impossible to go from Kerry to Derry? I mean I don't really know if there is an inter-county road system like America has an interstate highway. Is it like the roads don't connect and you have to drive through some guy's field swerving around sheep just to go from one road to another?

Plankton 06-03-2021 07:34 AM

Thats me eating an onion and making my I just took a bite out of an onion face.

Chula Vista 06-03-2021 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2175297)
Thats me eating an onion and making my I just took a bite out of an onion face.

Wimp. Real men don't make faces.

https://monophy.com/media/M1MFz7mj1EMfK/monophy.gif

Neapolitan 06-03-2021 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2175218)
That was also my first thought when I saw the thread title.

There is one dumb question in particular that stands out if only because it's probably the one I've been asked more often throughout my life than any other and that is: "Don't I know you?"

How the **** am I supposed to know whether or not you know me? :laughing:

Well if you recognize the person asking the question then the probability that you know each other dramatically and exponentially increases. If you don't recognize the person there is always that awkward pause before you say "no!"

Plankton 06-03-2021 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2175301)

I am a child and I will make a face if I want to thank you very much.

BassoonPlatoon 06-03-2021 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2175162)
Saw that one coming

Well done, old bean.


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