Music Banter

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   The Lounge (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/)
-   -   The Stupidest Question You've Ever Been Asked (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/96149-stupidest-question-youve-ever-been-asked.html)

Trollheart 05-24-2021 01:11 PM

The Stupidest Question You've Ever Been Asked
 
Here or elsewhere. Preferably here.

"Can we go to see the leprechauns while I'm here?" Serious question from an Intel executive. I leave you to guess what nationality he was.

Neapolitan 05-24-2021 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2174208)
Here or elsewhere. Preferably here.

"Can we go to see the leprechauns while I'm here?" Serious question from an Intel executive. I leave you to guess what nationality he was.

Irish, from County Cork. Am I write or am I right???

adidasss 05-24-2021 06:19 PM

"How do you know you don't like women if you've never been with one?"

- my middle sister.

The Batlord 05-24-2021 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adidasss (Post 2174237)
"How do you know you don't like women if you've never been with one?"

- my middle sister.

"Well you're not helping."

elphenor 05-24-2021 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2174208)
Here or elsewhere. Preferably here.

"Can we go to see the leprechauns while I'm here?" Serious question from an Intel executive. I leave you to guess what nationality he was.

.

Paul Smeenus 05-24-2021 06:38 PM

Upon being told that I sold audio equipment for a living "how many watts you got?"

Trollheart 05-24-2021 06:56 PM

"How do I import mangoes from Malaysia into Ireland?"
"You can't. They're banned by law."
"Do I need some sort of licence?"
"No, there is no licence. You simply can't bring them in."
"How do I get a licence?"
"There is no licence for you to get. You can't get a licence to do something illegal."
"But I need to import these mangoes!"
"You can't."
"Maybe some other agent can help me."
"No they can't. We're all bound by Irish law."
"How soon can I get a licence?"
"You can't."
and so on.
Took a half hour and a call from Customs and Excise to convince him that he had wasted his money; instead of checking first if there were any barriers to importing those ****ing mangoes, he bought them and then (unsurprisingly) the shipper wouldn't refund him.

I know where I would have liked to have stuck his ****ing mangoes.
I reckon they rotted, somewhat like his brain.

The Batlord 05-24-2021 06:58 PM

Why can't you import mangoes into Ireland?

adidasss 05-24-2021 07:21 PM

Yeah, what do the Irish have against the world's greatest fruit??

Frownland 05-24-2021 07:31 PM

And what kind of loser orders mangoes from Malaysia when Africa is right there?


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:42 AM.


© 2003-2021 Advameg, Inc.