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djchameleon 04-20-2023 09:20 AM

What would your version of Hell be?
 
It's all there in the title.

What would your version of Hell consist of? What music would be playing to torture you or what like activities or events would be happening that you'd consider torturous.

This priest back in 2016 had a near death experience and believes that he had a glimpse of hell.

He heard music in hell, including Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy" which of course are traditionally upbeat tunes.

Oh and demons were the ones singing those tunes lol.

He also saw men walking around like dogs.

If you want to read the full article just click source.

Source

Janszoon 04-20-2023 09:57 AM

"Let the Eagle Soar" by John Ashcroft on repeat for eternity.


Psy-Fi 04-20-2023 11:11 AM

This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

Key 04-20-2023 01:25 PM

My version of Hell is pretty much everything as it is right now however everything on Earth has been shifted 1 full inch to the left. Let the uncoordinated-ness ensue.

Exo 04-20-2023 02:03 PM

I mean, I've been to the Holland Tunnel.

SGR 04-20-2023 02:47 PM

No booze, no smokes, and no women.

As for the soundtrack, there's a lot to choose from - but this would probably be on rotation in my personal hell:


rubber soul 04-20-2023 02:55 PM

Very hot.

Lisnaholic 04-20-2023 04:04 PM

^ Actually, I have a theory that Hell, as a hot place, became the popular image because the whole idea was born in the desert lands of the Middle East. As anyone who has waited for a train or bus in the winter months of Northern Europe knows, Hell is a cold place, and to twist the knife in, Satan has stolen your socks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 2231911)
This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

:laughing:

Trollheart 04-20-2023 08:38 PM

To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.
:shycouch:

SGR 04-21-2023 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2231934)
To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.
:shycouch:

Sounds like Hell is bringing a new meaning to "Women are to be seen, not heard"


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