What would your version of Hell be?

djchameleon · 04-20-2023, 09:20 AM

It's all there in the title.

What would your version of Hell consist of? What music would be playing to torture you or what like activities or events would be happening that you'd consider torturous.

This priest back in 2016 had a near death experience and believes that he had a glimpse of hell.

He heard music in hell, including Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy" which of course are traditionally upbeat tunes.

Oh and demons were the ones singing those tunes lol.

He also saw men walking around like dogs.

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**Janszoon** · 04-20-2023, 09:57 AM

"Let the Eagle Soar" by John Ashcroft on repeat for eternity.

Psy-Fi · 04-20-2023, 11:11 AM

This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

Key · 04-20-2023, 01:25 PM

My version of Hell is pretty much everything as it is right now however everything on Earth has been shifted 1 full inch to the left. Let the uncoordinated-ness ensue.

**Exo** · 04-20-2023, 02:03 PM

I mean, I've been to the Holland Tunnel.

SGR · 04-20-2023, 02:47 PM

No booze, no smokes, and no women.

As for the soundtrack, there's a lot to choose from - but this would probably be on rotation in my personal hell:

rubber soul · 04-20-2023, 02:55 PM

Very hot.

Lisnaholic · 04-20-2023, 04:04 PM

^ Actually, I have a theory that Hell, as a hot place, became the popular image because the whole idea was born in the desert lands of the Middle East. As anyone who has waited for a train or bus in the winter months of Northern Europe knows, Hell is a cold place, and to twist the knife in, Satan has stolen your socks.

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Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

This thread reminded me of this joke...

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

Trollheart · 04-20-2023, 08:38 PM

To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.

SGR · 04-21-2023, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do.

Sounds like Hell is bringing a new meaning to "Women are to be seen, not heard"

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	To be crude and un-PC for a moment, Hell would be where all the beer glasses have holes in them and none of the women do. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-20-2023, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	My version of Hell is pretty much everything as it is right now however everything on Earth has been shifted 1 full inch to the left. Let the uncoordinated-ness ensue.

04-20-2023, 02:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
SGR No Ice In My Bourbon Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: /dev/null Posts: 4,326	No booze, no smokes, and no women. As for the soundtrack, there's a lot to choose from - but this would probably be on rotation in my personal hell: